Taylor Swift 'Shake It Off' Lawsuit Dismissal Includes Dad Jokes and Footnotes on Memes

An oldish R&B-singing troll named Jesse Braham (who, confusingly, goes by the stage name “Jesse Graham” and is also named in this lawsuit dismissal as JESSIE BRAHAM, PLAINTIFF) recently attempted, successfully, to get himself some extra publicity by suing Taylor Swift for $42 million. Judge Gail Standish of the US…

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Woman Sues 12-Year-Old Nephew For $127K Because His Aggressive Hug Led to a Broken Wrist 

The incident happened in 2011, but Jennifer Connell remembers the horror like it was yesterday: She was on her way into her 8-year-old nephew’s birthday party when the child saw her, dropped the new bike he’d just gotten, and jumped into her arms, screaming the most frightening words Connell has ever heard—“Auntie…