Hey Dude, You're Not Stuck in the Friendzone Cuz You Dress Shitty

Today in bad advice: The ludicrous notion that $575 aviators and a $3,500 bomber jacket will make an otherwise meh dude suddenly fuckable to a woman who has decided she's not interested in him that way. Really Esquire, don't encourage them. » 11/02/14 6:00pm 11/02/14 6:00pm

My Boyfriend Mocks Me for Being Unemployed

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Help: My Friend Is On Drugs and I Just Can't With Her Right Now

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So… My Best Friend Is Racist. What Should I Do?

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My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Asking for Money Instead of Baby Gifts

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My Guy Friend Wants to Date Me But I'm a Closeted Lesbian

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My Student's Parent Threatened to Beat Me Up

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My Friends Still Hang With the Guy Who Sexually Harassed Me

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My Workout Buddy Outed Me as a Recovering Alcoholic

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Help: I'm A Girl Who Doesn't Get Along With Other Girls Very Well

Welcome to Friendzone, Jezebel's column devoted to dealing with the valuable people in your life who you're not humping. Got an issue and looking for guidance? Email friendzone@jezebel.com. » 3/28/14 5:45pm 3/28/14 5:45pm

What to Do When the Body-Shamer Is Your Friend

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My Friend Won't Let Me Bring My Boyfriend to Her Wedding

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My Friends' Kids Won't Leave Me Alone and It's Driving Me Nuts

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Can I Trust My Friend and Mentor When She Hangs Out With Toxic Jerks?

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I Cut My Evil Best Friend Out of My Life But Now I Really Miss Her

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My Friend Won't Stop Telling Me About All the Awesome Sex She's Having

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I Secretly Hate My BFF

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I'm Rich, He's Poor, and I Feel Like an Asshole

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Help: My Boyfriend's Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix.

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My Friend Is Dating an Underage Woman and It Creeps Me Out

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