Jesus Christ: Y'know, you should really be more careful how you treat beggars. That's all I'll say. Verily."
Sorry Jesus, not if they handle me; if YOU happen to be one of those bordering-on-mugging/getting-too-aggressive beggars, then that's YOUR problem.
Why would you tell someone about a stranger getting rough with you and then be aghast at a suggestion that you should have been violent right back? (I guess cutting off the hand is TOO violent?) #askadeadperson
Charles Dickens: Why, I must pen a tale about these events! Not only will his personage be dusted in working class grime, but his name shall be Mr. Madd - I say, aren't I ever so clever?! #askadeadperson
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Sorry Jesus, not if they handle me; if YOU happen to be one of those bordering-on-mugging/getting-too-aggressive beggars, then that's YOUR problem.
Why would you tell someone about a stranger getting rough with you and then be aghast at a suggestion that you should have been violent right back? (I guess cutting off the hand is TOO violent?) #askadeadperson
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Sorry, big Dickens fan here. (Not in that way!) #askadeadperson
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It's been a terrible day. I'll fix it. #askadeadperson
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Although, he might also ask: "Why don't you examine where your definition of 'insane' comes from?" #askadeadperson
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And that was said before death. #askadeadperson
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Full disclosure: Work today has been a special hell. #askadeadperson
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!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And I feel dirty for laughing.