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    This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    Argh, I have to catch up on all the articles I've missed in the past couple of days...I have been written up at work for excessive internet usage. While my production and numbers are great and I do a very good job at what I do, my supervisor has decided to waste man hours by having someone track my internet usage. Jezebel is flagged as "women's abortion website." Yeah, I know. WTF. SIGHHHH.
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    11/14/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Let me correct that, Jezebel is flagged as "women's abortion and gossip website" by my company.
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    11/14/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Abortion and gossip?!


    Dayum. We got ourselves a new term for coffee klatch.

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    Image of JazzednJersey JazzednJersey
    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    Don't put anything in your cooter except vinegar and water. Anything else will fuck with the natural bacteria goings on. Leave it alone!!!!
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    11/15/08

    @JazzednJersey: Erm. Uh.


    Well, I guess I screwed that figurative pooch.

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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    I've done the garlic trick. While effective, it did mean that I had to get intimately and uncomfortably acquainted with parts of my anatomy in order to retrieve it. And my boyfriend was convinced he was dining at an Italian restaurant for days afterward.
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    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    My cootchie will neve coo for garlic.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    I missed the garlic in your vajayjay post, but my college roommate tried this.


    EPIC FAIL.

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    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    The little French girl - OMG! Best post for me all week! I need to watch it again!


    Crocodeel!

    Hippopotam!

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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    Food porn! And Thanksgiving is only two weeks away!
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    11/14/08

    In reply to This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"
    The Garlic + Vaginas post made me speed right past the garlic at Kroger last night. Took one look at it and was all "OH HELL NO."


    So, I bought Oreo pie instead.

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    11/14/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Oreo Pie up the hoo-ha is an ancient remedy for everything.
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    11/14/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Oh hahahaha I should have clarified that one...Um...I didn't shove pie up my cooter. I ate it for dinner.


    My vag is garlic (and pie) free.

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    11/14/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins:

    In the words of my husband, "Everybody loves pie!"


    True story, but I'm not telling the rest of it.

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