In a strange turn of events that reflects America’s future as a horror show of the dumbest proportions, you may have heard that a North Carolina man traveled to a Washington, DC pizza establishment over the weekend and fired shots because he was convinced by fake news that the pizza establishment was a front for a…
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which Ellie shares her gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person. In Ellie’s place, I will ask today’s most important question.
Burger King has added a new lower fat, lower calorie french fry to its menu. Hopefully they aren't as gross as their trademarked name: Satisfries.