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    Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    Um, ice is really cold. Not like a little chilly and exciting, like COLD as fuck.


    So unless it's 100 degrees out or I am wounded, I don't want that shit on my body

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    Let's grow up, all of us. We all know that women's mags are made to sell anything. Would there be a fridge ad in that issue?


    For the inside skinny on how women's magazines are created this clip from AbFab is all you need.

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    06/27/09

    @SarahHeartburn: Thanks for this. All my favourite funny ladeez.
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    now, dulce de leche ice cream whilst out on the dock of a lake house on a hot, hot Texas night...
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    Clearly, no one at Cosmo has ever actually had sex.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    I actually don't think an ice cube would do much on most people's backs. Shoulder and neck, maybe, but my back is pretty fucking impervious to temperature changes and/or pain. Which is why it's an easy place to get tattooed.
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    Image of momentsofabsurdity momentsofabsurdity
    06/27/09

    @Devonna: Are you kidding? Getting tattooed along my spine hurt like nobody's business.
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    the day I decided I was over Cosmo was the day they (in all seriousness!) wrote: "that line to bathroom is insanely long, but hey you're in a packed club, and wearing black pants, so..."


    i agree that this mag must be staffed by drunken teenage tramps (and not the good kind!!)

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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    06/27/09

    @Crackers In Bed [aka SF via AL]: ...Is that Cosmo recommending pissing your pants? WTF?
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    06/27/09

    @debo matar la zombi goldberry83: yes! WTF is right. I am paraphrasing, but they way it was written, there was no room for misinterpretation - they were suggesting to just wet yourself cuz no one would notice anyways. GAH!
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    Image of smopenna smopenna
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    This post is a little Mean Girl in tone. We all know Cosmo is fairly ridiculous, but I don't know, it's like making fun of the girl in the sky high barbie pink stilettos that she can't walk in. Wasted energy.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    06/27/09

    @smopenna:I love your bracelet! Where'd you get it?
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    Image of momentsofabsurdity momentsofabsurdity
    06/27/09

    @haguenite: That is the ugliest fucking bracelet I've ever seen.
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    Image of sciencerules sciencerules
    06/27/09

    @smopenna: Vintage? So cute.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    THIS is how you do it. Ah, the good old days before AC.


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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    06/27/09

    @SarahHeartburn: Oh, well, wasn't the full scene but you get the picture.
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    I'm coming down moderately pro-ice: limited duration, extremely hot weather. It's *okay.* Not sexiest thing ever, and do not come near ladybits with cube. Belly, small of back, nape of neck? Sure...
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    Image of ginseng_you_sing ginseng_you_sing
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    Did Cosmo just recommend titty fucking? Or am I reading that wrong?
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    06/27/09

    @ginseng_you_sing: It's not titty fucking. It's a sexy mammarian massage.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    The guy definitely seems to be humoring her crazy sex ideas.


    I sense this relationship may be on the rocks.

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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    06/27/09

    @wtfox?!: Heh. I personally prefer mine neat.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    She is about to drop a whole TRAY of ice cubes on him. That's not indicative of sex - it's inidcative of a prank...and then clearly wet sheets (not in a good way).
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    Image of poires et poireaux poires et poireaux
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    Um, I'm going to try to chime in for the pro-ice side here without getting all TMI-y, but it's going to be difficult. It was 7 years ago, and there was a lot of alcohol involved that night, so I don't have the clearest recollection, but I do remember the next day thinking, "Oh, that ice. That was pretty sexy." I should also mention that it was probably the hottest day of the year and humidity was pretty stifling, so the ice probably just made things somewhat bearable. Plus it was pretty much my first sexual experiences with a dude, so everything out of that night blew my mind just a little bit. Ahem.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    06/27/09

    @poires et poireaux: Done properly, ice can be excellent.


    Done properly, practically anything can be excellent.

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    Image of Schm Schm
    06/27/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Exactly. I've used ice before a couple times and it's been really hot. It wasn't in the "trail it down his body and then follow that trail with your tongue" way though. That shit always sounds super sexy when you read it, but in real life it always ends up being kinda silly and a waste of time. I love how Cosmo thinks foreplay lasts for like 2 hours.
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    Image of counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    Ice is not sexy. Ice is cold. To feel cold is not sexy.
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    06/27/09

    In reply to Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
    Because nothing says "true love" like trying to please your potential-necrophiliac boyfriend by trying to make your body as corpse-like as possible, I guess.


    Just add glitter and it's a Twilight-role play kinda night!

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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    06/27/09

    @LadyFabulous: To quote the estimable Cleolinda Jones: "But I wanna know: was it like doing it with a popsicle?"
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    06/27/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Cold and sticky?
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