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@megakmapes: "Pit bull" gets applied incorrectly a lot, especially to AmStaffs and Staffordshire Bull Terriers, but "American Pit Bull Terrier" is a legitimate breed and the term "pit bull" is perfectly acceptable for them.
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"Um, it's hideous"
"IT'S FREE PEOPLE!!!"
"...I do not know what that is"
At this point she looked like she might start seizing, so I just told her she could have it
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And revel in that forbidden affair of yours. I do with my unseemly feelings for the overpriced splendor of Vince sweaters. So big. So wooly. SO WARM. Like a baby llama wrapped around my shoulders!!
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I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
Also, the last time I saw a headband like that it was on Finola Hughes in Stayin' Alive, the least-anticipated sequel in cinematic history.
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