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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    What a great idea! A little juice-box-style wine container that fits in your bra!
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    What if it popped? The last thing I need is people to think my boobs are farting.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    I just... blew myself.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    Okay, H, minus the orgasm face, is actually pretty cute.

    One time, a few years ago, I happened upon a cone bra in a Macys, so I decided to try it on for shits and giggles. The end result was that it made my breasts look like something out of "Dr. Strangelove."
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 12/03/09 1:04 PM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    See next page for the Popular Swedish Pump-Style Penis Enlarger!! So Exciting! Do It Yourself, Fellas!!

    Oldie but Goodie LOL
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    What a clever place to keep your rum and coke.
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    bowleserised promoted this comment KimberleeJean was starred KimberleeJean was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    You do it yourself, you do
    And that's why it really blows
    You do it to yourself, just you
    Your bra and no one else's
    You do it...

    Jonny Greenwood's guitar solo...
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    They'll shoot your eye out!
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    Dodgergirl was starred Dodgergirl was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/03/09

    @Dodgergirl: These cone-shaped bras should come with diamond tips, for the glass cutting cat burglar in all of us.
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    Who decided that cone-boobs were an attractive look? Sometimes* cultural beauty standards baffle me.

    *Usually...
    Maybe always.
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    Image of KentuckyBabe KentuckyBabe
    12/03/09

    @TurtleSpeak: pointy is more of a natural shape than super spherical but it's still not right....
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    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment KentuckyBabe was starred KentuckyBabe was unstarred
    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    12/03/09

    @KentuckyBabe: Oh yeah, I totally agree. Mine look pointier when my nipples are soft and rounder when my nipples are hard (TMI?).
    Personally all I want from a bra is to stop them from jiggling around and to hide hard nipples... basically to make them as not-noticeable as possible. Or, sometimes, to make mondo cleavage when I'm feeling frisky. I don't want my boobs to look like spikes OR globes... just like boobs...
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    12/03/09

    @TurtleSpeak: I just want elevated and lack of jiggle - unfortunately the ones I find most comfortable do nothing for the jiggle factor. I don't even care about about hiding the hard nipples.

    I also wish I could find a cute bra that didn't also have designs which showed under every t-shirt I wear.
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    Elaken was starred Elaken was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    "Snorkeling" was the early '60s, self-love version of "motorboating," I see.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    B, C and D: they are inflating their bras, I see, but it kinda looks like they are trying to drink breast milk through a straw, no?
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    Edited by Mary McCarthyite at 12/03/09 12:37 PM Mary McCarthyite was starred Mary McCarthyite was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/03/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: D: Kind of looks like she's snorting coke off of her breast.
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    12/03/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I can see the product tagline now: For the discerning baby who's good enough for breast milk, too good for somebody else's nipple.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    Frederick's of Hollywood, We've Blown Since the 1960s.
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    You know, I've always wanted breasts that could double as weapons.

    Self-defense, friends.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
    It almost looks like these models are sipping their own sweet, sweet breastmilk from a straw.
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    bowleserised promoted this comment otherginger was starred otherginger was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/03/09

    @otherginger: It does a body good!
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    12/03/09

    @otherginger: It's like a camelback backpack. Those women will never die of dehydration.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    12/03/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Gives a whole new meaning to nourishment in connection with one's inner aspect, no?
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    Image of coconanas coconanas
    11/05/09

    In reply to Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
    I stopped wearing thongs when I was 19 because I discovered boy shorts... which are more comfortable and sexier!

    How long are those trinkets on the back going to last when you wash them? #fredericksofhollywood
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment coconanas was starred coconanas was unstarred
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