@Katxyz: I'm not sure I would have worked out it was a dog unless it had said so in the title (which I'm sure it did before, but now all I'm seeing is 'Wang'). #levijohnstontwitter
1) Kim, I highly doubt the diet you use can be classified as 'healthy'. Ridiculous calorie restriction and unvarying meal supplements aren't particularly good for you.
2) Kim, come to New Zealand. On Sunday, texting and driving is going to be banned. Oh how I would love to see you learn how dangerous it really can be.
/rant. #levijohnstontwitter
Awesome, a waitress has discovered Fred Durst repellent! I will totally buy some of that. It should be sold along with the ShamWow. #levijohnstontwitter
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It looks like a gorilla to me. I couldn't figure out if it was a monkey or a dog until I enlarged the picture. #levijohnstontwitter
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Cheers-
the Waitress #levijohnstontwitter
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Alternately, he is confused by spelling conventions, considering Alaska's proximity to Canada.
Alternately alternately, he is borderline illiterate.
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@kate!: Don't forget the swishy cape and dangle-balls! #levijohnstontwitter
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-I CAN HAS FULL FRONTAL?
-ITS NOT CONFIRM #levijohnstontwitter
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@T_Bee: #levijohnstontwitter
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@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Were we so ballsy with our shameless speculation when Geraldo had his Playgirl cover? #levijohnstontwitter
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But what do women REALLY do in bed?!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!
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Also, Fred Durst, way to embarrass that poor waitress EVEN MORE. #levijohnstontwitter
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2) Kim, come to New Zealand. On Sunday, texting and driving is going to be banned. Oh how I would love to see you learn how dangerous it really can be.
/rant. #levijohnstontwitter
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