In the greatest news correction since the Times had to be all "Actually Good Burger is only real in your hearts, America," the AP has issued a statement clarifying that accused murderer Robert Durst is not actually the same person as accused Limp Bizkit member Fred Durst.
You guys. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, you guys. Last night Rihanna and Chris Brown kissed at the VMAs before he jumped onstage to accept an award for "Please Turn Up The Music," although he's supposedly still dating Karruche Tran. OH, and that time he beat the shit out of her three years ago and sent her to the hospital. That.
Heather Locklear was rushed to hospital yesterday amid fears that a cocktail of pills and booze she'd taken could have killed her. Though it's unclear at this time if it was a deliberate suicide attempt, her sister was clearly worried enough to call the paramedics who, in turn, deemed it serious enough to take her to…
Today in Tweet Beat, everyone—from Snooki to Snoop—is putting Japan in their prayers. Do all these people actually even pray? Or is that something that they just think they should say. Also, some celebs aren't letting this kind of tweet stop them from also self-promoting.
Austin, Texas is a place full of wonderfully weird people, and when the city decided to leave the renaming of its shit disposal team up for public vote, something wonderfully weird happened. What name does Texas's weirdest city favor?
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan gets her wisdom teeth out, Amanda Bynes knows why you're a hater, and Fred Durst takes Twitter's moral high road. Thank god (we think).
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio says his wife—who, don't forget, also has black friends—is exercising freedom of speech when using "lesbian" pejoratively. Plus, Stephanie Pratt is now speaking in a British accent.
Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra drops her model behavior because she's retired, Danny DeVito bumps his head in the night, and Stan Lee starts a spelling crusade.
Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag's dream is to star in a movie that no one plans on remaking, Kelly Cutrone is the "godmomma of sex toys," and Lisa Rinna shows us her wrinkles.
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs weigh in on last night's Academy Awards ceremony and the after-parties. Plus, Joan Rivers reviews the gowns, and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth shows us her nails.
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer yearns for enlightenment, Jwoww yearns for a second season of Jersey Shore, and a valet gave Shanna Moakler Stephanie Pratt's car.
Today in Tweet Beat, ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry compares and contrasts Photoshopped/non-Photoshopped pictures, Snooki is shopping at the mall for a NYE dress, and Yoko Ono is still delightfully weird.
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is still on the fence about posing full-frontal, Kirstie Alley has a stalker, and Kelly Osbourne got a new puppy.
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown still misses Rihanna and dishes out advice to men, Jenna Jameson wants everyone to know she didn't turn her back on porn, and Kendra Wilkinson is writing a book.
Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck.
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again.
