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    Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus

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    Image of RodolfoRabulous RodolfoRabulous
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    On that telling-Dems-to-vote-on-Nov. 5-thing: One of the things working in our favor here is that Virginia has no party registration.
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    Image of Harvey Birdman Harvey Birdman
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    So I guess I'm the only one who thinks of Gang Starr when I hear "manifest"?


    [www.last.fm])

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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    I'm not sure she would recognize it if it walked up to her on the street Schoolhouse Rock style and slapped her for all the shit she's been talking about it behind its back.


    That is awesome. Somebody with talent needs to put that in cartoon form for our amusement.


    With bacon.

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    Image of katastic katastic
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    In fact, Sarah Palin LITERALLY wants to change the Constitution, by creating an amendment against gay marriage.
    So......yes, she's a terrible terrible hypocrite- but we knew this.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    10/29/08

    @katastic: Did anybody mention to her that she can't change the Constitution by herself? I can guarantee that even if it gets through Congress, she would never get a majority of the states to approve it.
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    Image of saralegal21 saralegal21
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    Polls close at 5 in Indiana, at least when I lived there (also in Kentucky, I think). That may have changed, since I haven't lived there in about 8 years...I moved far away to a blue state...although I have to say I am proud that my home state is actually in play this year. Yay, not all Hoosiers are redneck bigots!
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    Image of katelinnea katelinnea
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    ANA MARIE: Guy behind me: "The first polls close in six days, nine hours, and two minutes."


    MEGAN: Ok, Rainman. And where do polls close at 5:30?


    Did he (or you) forget about Daylight Saving Time, maybe? Not sure exactly when the comment was said, but that could account for someone being an hour off.

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    10/29/08

    @katelinnea: Good call, that starts on Saturday!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    10/29/08

    @katelinnea: Yes, thanks to the dumb change they made to DST, thinking it would save energy when in fact, it does absolutely nothing. But that's the Bush Administration for you -- half-assed measures to make it look like they are doing something.
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    Image of D'Amicos one good year D'Amicos one good year
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    Best bacon I ever made was a few years ago... We were drinking Lienies and making beer-battered fish... And then we ran out of fish. In went the bacon (real, fresh from the farm, fatty bacon... *drool*). It tasted like heaven, but you could feel your arteries clog with every bite.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    Can we please discuss Obama's 30 minute commercial tonight? I'm letting all the nerves at Gawker get to me, and I worry it will backfire.


    Talk me off the ledge! Ahhhhh.


    Also, any Nicole with TWO L's is going to beat a bitch down. You dont mess with two L's, you JUST DONT.

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    Image of shewar shewar
    10/29/08

    @ElleL: Honestly, at this point it's difficult to be interested in any election related appearances that don't involve dancing.
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    Image of MegSpencer MegSpencer
    10/29/08

    @shewar: I heard on the radio that Obama is going to be video conferencing into the Daily Show tonight. Now THAT I'm excited for.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    @MegSpencer: It's interesting, because I have mixed feelings about this move. The buying of airtime, which to me- suggests mad money and potential for "elitist" criticism.
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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    10/29/08

    @SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: Well, but think of it this way: this money mostly came from small contributions. So it's like the PEOPLE's ad buy. My hope is that the content of the ad reflects this ... like he could spend the bulk of the time doing something like "interviewing" everyday supporters about various planks of his platform and why they will be good for all Americans. That would kick ass.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    10/29/08

    @SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: Let them criticize. They were late to recognize the potential. And don't tell me the McCain camp would not have done the same thing if the situation was reversed.


    Yes, let him have his 30 minutes, because my contributions paid for that 30 minutes, and I want everyone to hear this man and know he is the right choice on Election Day.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    Bacon Donuts FTW!


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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: STOP MAKING MY MOUTH WATER. I only had grapefruit this morning.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: I am desperate to try chocolate covered bacon.
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    Image of shewar shewar
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: My eyes are bleeding!
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: IS THAT MAPLE ICING!!!!!!????


    Damn I wish I was pregnant again.

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: FOOD PORN!!!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: If that is maple icing with the bacon, I may have found nirvana.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    10/29/08

    @Spaceman Bill Leah has the Crazy Eyes: @BeckySharper: It IS maple icing, made with real syrup! DROOOOOOL!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist:


    :::faints:::

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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    10/29/08

    @stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: Where do I get this?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    10/29/08

    @rmric0.is.the.liberal.media.establishment: Sadly I only have the recipe!


    whisk together 1 1/4 cups powdered sugar, 1 teaspoon vanilla, and 1/4 cup Grade B maple syrup

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    May I just state- the Kwame Kilpatrick texts are A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. and the woman he had an affair with is pathetically sad. The best part is how after professing his love, and she tearing up her life for him, he never left his wife and also deniedher.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/29/08

    @SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: I haven't fully followed this story. Is it worth a read?
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    @TaraIncognita: I thought so. But then I love to read nonsensical dirty text messages on government cell phones to staff members. I was entertained. I read it all when the trial was going on. Plus I am serious, she is sadly pathetic. One of the series of texts is about her asking permission to give him a blowjob. Because apparently she wanted to, but was afraid to ask or some nonsense.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/29/08

    @SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: @TaraIncognita: It is SO worth a read. He is a miserable, corrupt, lying, race-baiting rat bastard and I am delighted his ass is going to jail. And this is speaking as a fellow liberal Democrat.


    Also, he's seriously into those sexy time texts!

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    @BeckySharper: I co-sign everything you said.
    Also, I think he is attractive- which is disappointing because on him, it is such a waste.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/29/08

    @SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: He needs to lay off the bacon and go for a job every now and then IMO. The Times mentioned that he went around with 21 bodyguards. 21? For what? I know it's Detroit, but I seriously doubt anyone's gonna jack him at a stoplight.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    @BeckySharper: No one was going to jack him. He marketed himself as the gangster Mayor, complete with pinstripe suits. A cabal of bodyguards goes with the image.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    I waited in line for over 3 hours the other day to vote early. The good thing is that people are voting. But that line was ridiculous. It makes me worry that people are going to see the lines and turn around and go home!
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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    10/29/08

    @TheVaginaWig: What state are you in?
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    10/29/08

    @TheVaginaWig: Oh, and I was disheartened at the number of McCain supporters in line. Also, the number of people voting "yes" on Florida's Amendment 2 (which recognizes marriage as between one man and one woman and takes rights away from ALL unmarried couples, not just same-sex couples).


    I wanted to stab things. My mother had to tell me to keep my mouth shut.

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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    10/29/08

    @Princess Leela: Florida. I read in the papers that people are waiting 4 and 5 hours at some polling places.


    We are one of those states up for grabs, but in my area at least, there seemed to be lots of McCain love to be had.

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    Image of shewar shewar
    10/29/08

    @TheVaginaWig: Hmm, maybe you could entice them to stay in line with doughnuts? Or would the O shape be considered campaigning?
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    Image of Meg Meg
    10/29/08

    @TheVaginaWig: I would really hope that for something like this, people would suck it up and wait. Besides, it's good practice for the upcoming holiday season.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    Wow, Nicolle. That was quite an apology from Barnes. Good for you.

    Does she have some juicy dirt on him???
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    I saw Ana Marie on the Rachel Maddow show, and she was good.


    Also, I am sad that COTD can't be awarded to editors, because this would be a lock:


    ANA MARIE:Who do you think WILL have a warm relationship with Sen. McCain? Mel Martinez?


    MEGAN: Lindsay Graham's love for McCain will never, ever die.


    ANA MARIE: No. He will die wearing the wedding dress he picked out.


    MEGAN: He will have to be buried in it. I mean, you gotta admit, he does look really fabulous in it.

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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    10/29/08

    @Hooplehead: I disagree . . .


    How about this:




    ANA MARIE: Do you think Palin would recognize the Constitution if she saw it? Like, the text? Maybe the part about guns...


    MEGAN: I'm not sure she would recognize it if it walked up to her on the street Schoolhouse Rock style and slapped her for all the shit she's been talking about it behind its back.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    10/29/08

    @That-Dude: "I'm just an Amendment, I'm only an amendment, and I'm sittin' here on Capitol Hill..."
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    Also? Any time an editor mentions bacon, ever, at all, I abandon all reason and just start running my mouth about how much I would love an omelette just melting with pools of cheddar with a side of crispy bacon and perfectly-charred toast and a gigantic huge Bloody Mary.
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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: You need to see this. It's actually a little much even for a bacon fanatic, but still.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: I KNOW! I started reading the bacon stuff and got all off-topic in my mind. Mmm....baaaaaaaconnnnn.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: You just had to bring up the inevitable Bloody Mary, didn't you? I am a Jew, so the naughty goodness of bacon, liquor and politics in the morning is a sin worth doin'.


    I did not know it was possible for me to like Ana Marie more, but *poof* the manifest bacon wanding did it.

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    Image of anibundel anibundel
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: PEOPLE! I do not have the time or money for Second Breakfast today! (or Elevenses for that matter!) QUIT DISCUSSING EGGS.
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    10/29/08

    @tscheese: At some point I remember a kid trying to patent a "Bacon Alarm Clock" and I thought he'd end up a freaking bazillionaire.
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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    10/29/08

    @labeled: Oh, it happened.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    10/29/08

    @Princess Leela: Oh for the love of cake, I fucking need that.


    But, I'll see you that and raise you this: BOWLS MADE OF BACON

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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: GODDAMN YOU FOR BRINGING UP THE BLOODY MARY! I have wanted one for over a week now and have not managed to have one yet. I may have to do so RIGHT NOW.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/29/08

    @anibundel: I like people who use the phrase, "Second Breakfast."


    It figures into a game I play with my son. I take his arm and pretend to eat it and say, "What's for breakfast? BABY! What's for second breakfast? BABY! What's for lunch? BABY!" And so on. Ok, this is lame, but it makes him laugh. And considering that I go through both breakfasts, lunch, teatime, dinner, dessert, and midnight snack...well, it's a welcome distraction.

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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: ZOMG. Simply brilliant. See, this is the way for America to rehabilitate its image on the world stage. Let us wield the soft power of bacon innovation!
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    10/29/08

    @Princess Leela: You are like the Princess of Pork Links (er, ha) this morning.


    Here's a recipe for those that are truly looking for Death By Breakfast:

    [www.seriouseats.com]

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    10/29/08

    @tscheese: @Princess Leela: Agreed. Those are brilliant.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: Yes, to everything-only I need a Mimosa. In a goblet. Eff those champagne glasses.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    10/29/08

    @Princess Leela: I'll take the one with onions. YES PLEASE AND HOW.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: This is now my plan for the weekend. I love the way your mind works! ^_^
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    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus
    I filled out my absentee ballot last night and am sending it in at lunch time. So, another democrat for, um Obama. Also in PA, Jack Wagner is running for Auditor General. Not THE Jack Wagner, but still awesome none the less.
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    10/29/08

    @lucyjae: All I need is just a little more time... to be sure he's not the dude from 80's GH. (I only know this because my babysitter was addicted to soaps.)
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    10/29/08

    @lucyjae: I actually did a double take, as I LOVED Jack Wagner on GH. I was addicted to that show! Rick Springfield, John "weird mullet" Stamos, him. That show was awesome.


    I will have to look up the other Jack Wagner.

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