Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings

• Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.

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Peggy Olson Got Married

This morning on The View, the panel announced that Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen got married on Sunday, October 25. Congrats, guys!

Elizabeth Moss & Fred Armisen's "Intervention Intervention"

In this skit, Mad Men's Elizabeth Moss stages an intervention for fiancé Fred Armisen, who is hooked on Intervention. Like-minded addicts of the reality show will love familiar soundbites like, "It feels like I'm walkin' on sunshine!" [FunnyorDie, via Lindsayism] More »

Yup: The Mad Men Premiere Was Amazing

Holy mother of God. Season 3 of Mad Men premiered at L.A.'s Directors Guild of America, and you better believe it was awesome. Sure, no one ever looks quite as amazing as on MM, but Hamm and Hendricks? We're there. More »

Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues

• Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?

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Kelly Osbourne In Rehab

• Kelly Osbourne checked into Oregon's Hazelden Alcohol and Drug rehabilitation center on Wednesday. Her mom, Sharon Osbourne, says:

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J. Lo States The Obvious

• Jennifer Lopez attended the Latino Inaugural Gala on Sunday and said of Barack Obama: "He is the biggest star here, even though it's chock-full of celebrities." Well, yeah. [People]

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Reminders

Don't forget: it's Saturday, which means that it's time, once again, for our Saturday Night Live thread. This week, House star Hugh Laurie hosts the holiday themed episode, with Kanye West as the musical guest. More »

Fauxbamas

SNL is reportedly auditioning actors to replace Fred Armisen as Barack Obama. According to Time, "Finalists include "Colbert Report" regular Jordan Carlos, "30 Rock" writer Donald Glover, "Daily Show" correspondent Wyatt Cenac and "MadTV" cast member Jordan Peele." [Time via Daily Beast]