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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
12/30/08

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Ugh...when is the next ANTM?!
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rollergirl76
12/30/08

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I didn't watch it, but should I waste my time? Is it so bad it's good, or just bad?

Anybody see the previews for Tool Academy? I'll watch it.
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The HZA.
12/30/08

@rollergirl76: I am so down for Tool Academy. It's like YES WHY HASNT THIS BEEN DONE YET?!
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tscheese
12/30/08

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Actually, whenever I eliminate, I prefer privacy.

And toilet paper.
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
12/30/08

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Ok, Brody IS pretty. I would definitely one-night-stand him, but only if he promised not to talk much.

I am enjoying the role-reversal here - usually it's the girl shows with gratuitous nudity and unlrelated homo-eroticism. I may need to Tivo an ep, just to SEE...
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Kittenish
12/30/08

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Now what's the difference between this and VH1's "Tool Academy"?

And 'eliminations in a hot tub' made my gross meter explode!
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
12/30/08

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I used to hold eliminations in the hot tub in college; admittedly, I was kinda a slut back then.

Ah, the good ole days
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LCKitten
12/30/08

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Announcement: I am holding a competition to become my new BFF. Anyone? Anyone...?
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/30/08

@LCKitten: Can eliminations be held at 2 am in a Denny's.
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AthertonMerriweather
12/30/08

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Brett Michaels doesn't even hold eliminations in a hot tub.
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morninggloria
12/30/08

@AthertonMerriweather: I bet he's SOOOOO pissed he didn't have that idea first.
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AthertonMerriweather
12/30/08

@morninggloria: No way. Always think of the wig first.
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The HZA.
12/30/08

@AthertonMerriweather: No, Brett would probably have eliminations in a strip club. "I'm sorry but me stuffing your gstring stops here."
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Kittenish
12/30/08

@AthertonMerriweather: That was so awesome!!!! LOVE it! And Rock of Love Bus starts on Sunday! Trashy TV at its' finest!
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morninggloria
12/30/08

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I wanted to kick Brody Jenner in the balls (or have hatesex with him), but now I see that this show is doing it for me.
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sylvie calls shotgun!!
12/30/08

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Eight guys, one jacuzzi. Sounds like a recipe for "Ball Soup".
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morninggloria
12/30/08

@sylvie calls shotgun!!: If they were Jewish, matzo ball soup.
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TRexstasy
12/30/08

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I...

He...

Aiyeeeeeeeeeee!

*my head explodeth*

Dear Straight Guys-

You know how you're always telling us gay guys that we "think everyone is gay". Well, you know we'd stop thinking that if only you guys WEREN'T SO FUCKING GAY!!

Thank you,

(Now-headless) TRex
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/30/08

@iamtrex: It's my contention that very heterosexual "manly" men are in fact the gayest men of all. Their idea of a good time is hanging around in a locker room with sweaty naked dudes, boys night and man caves hold a powerful allure, and they can only have honest emotional relationships with other men.

It hit me especially when I was watching football earlier in the season (not just the subtext of guys all grabbing for balls, staring at man butt all day and tackling one another) but the fact that the only female presence on the field was completely extraneous. Like "Hey, we brought some ladies, you know because we like the ladies."
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amazoncowgirl
12/30/08

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Okay, I really don't want to sound superior here, but seriously, have people really got nothing better to do than sit around watching crap like this? I get the whole "it's so bad it's good" argument, but really??

Walk away from the tv people. I understand there's a whole world out there just waiting to be explored. And it doesn't necessarily have to include interaction with morally bankrupt/intellectually defficient people like those currently being represented in this type of media.
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merv
12/30/08

@amazoncowgirl: Yeah, man. Fuck those losers. Also, fuck the bigger losers who care enough to talk about people who care enough to watch lame TV. Walk away from the computer, you losers!
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e.b.
12/30/08

@amazoncowgirl: Most people use their spare time for entertainment. For some people this is entertainment. Get off the high horse not everything needs to be enlightening or educating.
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amazoncowgirl
12/30/08

@e.b.: Like I said previously, I wasn't trying to be superior. I just really can't understand that people find this entertaining.

Sorry if I offended you all by my lack of understanding. Go back to your regularly scheduled viewing.
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e.b.
12/30/08

@amazoncowgirl: Ah come on now, trying to understand does not include:

insulting the people you are trying to understand

"have people really got nothing better to do"

telling them what to do

"Walk away from the tv people"

And for the record I don't have cable. I just don't like it when other people are rude and think it's ok because they said "sorry" first.
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amazoncowgirl
12/30/08

@e.b.: Hm. I also said sorry after.
Not only do I not have cable, I don't have a tv. But I do have manners. And I apologised.
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merv
12/30/08

@amazoncowgirl: in addition to a tv you are also lacking a sense of humor and an understanding the camp genre. maybe you'll get it as you grow older! here's to hoping!
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merv
12/30/08

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Eliminations are held in a hot tub. my favorite part, by far.

Also, I really appreciate MTV's dedication to documenting youngsters drinking from plastic red cups.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/30/08

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Aftet watching Bromance and The City, I just felt dirtier and stoopider.
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iloveastone
12/30/08

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Slightly sad that token gay guy-- who, let's note, believes The Hills to be a legitimate chunk of reality-- is the most enlightened one on the show.

We'll miss you David Gest, JR.
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