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Screw The Husbands: What Is Today's Humiliated Wife Wearing?
New York, 2:27 PM
Tue Dec 8
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When Mark Sanford wares a black suit, it represents the darkness of his soul, and also how remarkably boring he is.
When he wears a red tie, it represented the PASSION he felt for his lady of the exotic tan lines. When he wares a blue tie, it represents the COLDNESS he felt in his marriage. When he wears a striped tie, it represents his CONFUSION over his love life. And when he wears polka dots, it represents his stupidity.
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Also I like to run as many errands as possible while attired this way, so there's no public speculation or confusion about how I'm doing: poorly.
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And yeah, it's 'cause they're women. No one is speculating about what Gov Sanford is thinking based on his suit, and it isn't just because his TMI-OFF button was broken.
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Except her pants are just screaming "sexting with Brad," so fuck, I don't know what to think anymore, and I no longer believe in love.
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Maybe she just returned from filming her spot in a commercial for yeast infection cream.
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Perhaps that's because it's summer in South Carolina?
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I'll go first: I am wearing gold flip flops and a empire-waist sundress in a pattern Vogue descriped as "Ethnic" and I haven't bothered to brush my hair yet. Now, you have to guess my mood.
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@VintageVixen: What a dick.
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People would not know what to think.
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Everyone loves a crazy lady.
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She might be able to pull it off. She could be the white lady version of Andre 3000.
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Seriously. What this comes down to, really, is that these women are thought of as accessories. Accessories that walk and talk, but ornamental nonetheless.
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Apparently Mark Sanford's style of writing is catching on. This is not a good thing.
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Because they have vaginas.
Really, I can understand it more with Madoff, simply because the way one presents his/herself usually speaks to their peg on the social (read: $$$$) hierarchy.