Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Partying All Night

Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly been spotted partying with her friend-and-occasional-hookup Max George and sister Ali in Los Angeles. The party went all night, and a "source" (a pigeon? That disgusting oil heir Brandon "Firecrotch"… »8/09/13 9:00am8/09/13 9:00am

Beyoncé Tells Vogue That 1-Year-Old Blue Ivy Is Her Best Friend

In the March issue of Vogue, Beyoncé wants you to know that she's neither cyborg-armed Type-A perfectionist nor untouchable pop star. She's a wooooman, W-O-M-A-N. She has never been more aware of her womanity. "Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means… »2/12/13 9:00am2/12/13 9:00am

The Wonderful, Wild and Vile Fashions of the Grammy Awards

Despite the fact that CBS issued a memo warning not to show off breasts, buttocks, or any "puffy" bare skin, celebrities attending the 55th annual Grammy Awards last night embraced sheer fabrics, exposed breast curvature and even displayed nipples. That said, it wasn't a very exciting night for fashion; there were… »2/11/13 11:20am2/11/13 11:20am

A Former Exec Is Suing the Oprah Winfrey Network for Sex Discrimination

The ratings trouble plaguing Oprah's teetering television dominion, OWN, has been well-documented, but now the network is facing a good old-fashioned sex discrimination suit. Actually, not so good, at least not if the lawsuit filed Friday by Carolyn Hommel, the former senior director of scheduling and acquisitions at… »2/03/13 11:00am2/03/13 11:00am

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… »1/29/13 9:00am1/29/13 9:00am

Miley Cyrus Is Best Fucking Friends With Katy Perry and She Fucking Loves Frank Ocean and She Wishes You Would Fucking Lay Off the Fucking Gays Already

Little Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the latest Cosmo, and she has some fucking things she would like to tell you about, man!!! Mainly she has some info on what it's like to take all the fucks in the world and throw them into the sea and then never think about giving any fucks ever again. (Except for the fucks she's… »1/28/13 8:00pm1/28/13 8:00pm