James Franco has been accepted to the PhD program in English at Yale, meaning he could be enrolled in four grad schools at once. This, along with his recent short story, led us to imagine what else Franco should do.
If there's one thing more entertaining than women slavishly trying to act Parisian, it's the ridiculous "You suck, Frenchwomen!" backlash. Cause, you know, those are the only options. [Left: That's a typical Frenchwoman, rubes.]