Two Woman Ball Players Have Been Signed to a Minor League Team
In a historic hire, 17-year-old Kelsie Whitemore and 25-year-old Stacy Piagno have joined the Sonoma Stompers, with positions in the left field and on the mound, respectively.
Robert Pattinson Thinks All Twihards Are Sad, Fat Fatties
Gracious gentleman Robert Pattinson thinks the masses of people who are responsible for his success are disgusting troglodytes who hide under rocks. He also creatively slams the guy who invented the moniker "R-Patz" as "fat." SICKBURN.
Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
- Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."
Director Daughters Do The Dorff
[New York, September 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Will Italian Vogue Break With Fashion Mag Tradition, Feature Black Models?
- Europeans are always more progressive than Americans. Rumor is, Italian Vogue may be producing a cover featuring only black models. [Fashionista]
- Oh. My. God. High School Musical and Hannah Montana-inspired Crocs, soon available at a store near you. [Yahoo]
- Francis Ford Coppola and Sofia Coppola will be the next faces…
Bobby Brown: "I Never Used Cocaine Until I Met Whitney"
- OMG Bobby Brown's autobiography is going to be sofa king awesome: "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine…
