Pope Francis Is the Princess Diana of Popes

This morning, TIME announced that this year's Prom Queen Of News is none other than Pope Francis. The pontiff is the perfect choice for 2013's Person of the Year — he changed the Church from a mouthpiece for intolerance into one of love and acceptance. Except not really for women. He's still pretty meh about women.… » 12/11/13 12:50pm 12/11/13 12:50pm

Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Abortion and Gays

Pope Francis, the hippest, most bro'd down Pope since Pope Brad the Chill (not a real pope), just did a long interview with an Italian newspaper — and it was the stuff of right wing nightmares. During the interview, the head of the Church stopped just short of chiding modern church leaders who are "obsessed" with gays… » 9/19/13 2:30pm 9/19/13 2:30pm

If Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split We Quit Life

Mark it in your calendars: today's the day that love officially died. They've been together for almost 14 years, raised two children together and have never seemed anything but super happy together, so you'll excuse us if we gently collapse after hearing Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are on the verge of a split.… » 1/06/12 9:00am 1/06/12 9:00am