• Nicole Kidman to British GQ: "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff…"

• Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:

Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T gives a sage PSA about privacy and the internet, Miley Cyrus wishes she could text with her Mammie, and Chris Brown is so totally sick of "lame azz people."

Today in Tweet Beat, Jenna Jameson is about to join the mommy blogger ranks, Stephanie Pratt talks some behind-the-scenes shit on The City stars, and Miley Cyrus' lack of Morrissey knowledge pisses off Frances Bean Cobain.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has a bone to pick with Peaches Geldof, Paris Hilton is working on her fake eyelashes line, and Danny DeVito loves his booze.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom.

Today in Tweet Beat, Jody Watley is jealous that Ellen DeGeneres has two jobs, Stevie Wonder watches Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Kim Zolciak does her usual climbing.

Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler bought a quote book, Steven Seagal endorses his energy drink, Carrie Prejean is busy writing a book, and Kim Zolciak's pathetic Twitter climbing finally pays off!

Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin has a Twitter account and a children's foundation, Kim Zolciak claims her topless photos weren't Photoshopped "that much," and Demi Moore gets upset (and might be taking legal action against Perez Hilton).

Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra explains that she's not engaged, Carrie Prejean keeps promising to post pictures of herself as though people care, and Lauren Conrad is still boring.

Today in Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus lost something (no not that), Dave Coulier got recognized in a Home Depot (but mistaken for another celebrity), and Frances Bean Cobain is wise beyond her years.

Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko prefers snail mail, Tyra makes an important announcement about her real hair, Sherri Shepherd is missing a box of fake hair, and someone hired Pauly Shore to act in something.

Today in Tweet Beat, Frances Bean is interested in Paula's peach cobbler, Jessica Simpson needs help pooping outdoors, Tyra wants details about your panties, and the Full House guys are still close.

[New York, August 19. Image via WENN]

• Hugh Jackman called Ricky Gervais to "brainstorm jokes" for the Oscars. Will Jackman bring the funny as well as the song and dance? [EW]

• The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]

Is Courtney Love still a musician? It seems like her occupation is to write bizarre blog posts and say kooky things in interviews. (Then again, if the world were full of boring celebrities who always said and did the right thing, what a sad, sad planet it would be.) Ms. Love graces the cover of the January issue of …

• "If I were writing a letter to Sarah Palin it would be a lot of whys and hows. Who are you? Do you know? Why do you hate animals? Please point out Iraq on a map… This woman hates women. She is not a feminist. She is not the woman that's going to come behind Hillary Clinton and do anything that Hillary Clinton…

• As per her custody settlement, Britney Spears will get to see her sons 3 times a week, with two overnight visits and potential for more: It's basically like 40% of the time; not bad. [Yahoo News]
• Britney's new songs are, um, angry. The lyrics to one track: "You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I'm…