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    11/19/09

    In reply to The Concrete Tumble
    "Whoa. I think we just got Goth-served."
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    11/19/09

    In reply to The Concrete Tumble
    "Octomom Faceplants" is the name of this piece.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Concrete Tumble
    Next time I bust my ass in public, I'm going to call it "posing".
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/19/09

    @GirlFailer: I've been utilizing this method for years. Break a dish? It's abstract art. Mangle a speech? It's poetry (Sarah Palin knows that one). Spill coffee on your shirt? Fashion statement.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/19/09

    @futuremouse: All this time I could have been an artist, instead of a clumsy life-failure. I salute you!
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    11/19/09

    @GirlFailer: I like to think of myself as the Beethoven of Blunders. Or the Shakespeare of SNAFUS.
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/19/09

    @futuremouse: The Picasso of Pratfalls? The Fairy of FUBARS? The Godmother of Gaffes? The Beatles of Blunders?

    (I got way into this, due to my Ace Ventura-levels of clumsiness).
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    Do we get to poop in our food pellets and then sleep on it?

    I can't imagine this experience teaching anyone anything except that keeping caged animals is wrong. ... Um. Carry on.

    (Do you think they have a tube obstacal course that goes over the whole hotel?) #france
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    Aw man, now somebody has to tell April Ludgate that France beat her to the human hamster wheel punch. If she kisses enough of Leslie's ass, perhaps Parks & Rec. will work to open a second location in good ol' Pawnee.

    Why yes, yes I am living in a TV world. #france
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    Now we know where all the furries are going on their honeymoons. #france
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/17/09

    @funnyface: As if it isn't weird enough to stay in a hotel and wonder about the awful things people have done on the beds. Now we have to worry about the mystery stains on the hay bed and why the large wheel is a little rickety. #france
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/17/09

    @funnyface: {shudders} Prior to hearing about this, I was sure I'd have to wait for Fantastic Mr. Fox on DVD, but now there's at least a little hope that I can see it in the theatre. #france
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    This is what you get when you take Ionesco's concept of Theatre de l'Absurde, cross it with a Luis Bunuel type of Surrealism, and throw in a hefty dash of Dr. Dolittle. Makes perfect sense, really. #france
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    I'll only go if walking on the wheel makes an orange flag come down so I can grab it and win a pair of BK Dymacels. #france
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    Someone was clearly high when they came up with this plan.
    "Hey guys, wouldn't it be awesome if we could live like the hamsters?"
    "Awesome"
    "We could run on a wheel, and drink water from a bottle. Wow."
    "Wow" #france
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    Hey! I just had the most brilliant idea....I'll charge people $200.00 per night to come sleep in my dogs bed. They'll have access to water and rawhide knots, and have to go outside to relieve themselves. Science Diet is served every morning at 7 sharp, and one Milkbone is provided at noon. I call it The Dogs Life! An Authentic Pet-Lifestyle Experience! (tm)

    Pay up, suckers. #france
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    Image of dearestkatrina dearestkatrina
    11/17/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: ah! don't laugh because this morning when I didn't want to get out of bed and come to work I thought " I wish I was a dog, so i could stretch, go pee and go back to sleep until someone is ready to take me to the park." #france
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    Image of Kitten is an 80s rocker Kitten is an 80s rocker
    11/17/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Sounds great, but are belly rubs included? Because otherwise, no deal. #france
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/17/09

    @dearestkatrina: I think that every morning. Our dog wouldn't sleep last night, so of course we couldn't either. I always take him outside right before I leave for work, and it's usually a fight to get him out of his comfy chair, but this morning in particular was a battle. So he finally got up and we went out to the yard. He walked around smelling things, pooped, and then it was back to bed (chair) for him as I left the house. I'll go back and let him out at noontime and give him a snack; other than that he's asleep in a cozy and quiet house all day long. I'd love to trade lives with him for a day, the bastard. #france
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    11/17/09

    @Kitten is an 80s rocker: Yes. One rub per day is included in the price. Ear-snorgling, however, is extra. #france
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    Call me when they extend my hamster privileges to eating my babies. #france
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/17/09

    @LaComtesse: and your dead sibling! Hamsters are deranged little critters. #france
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/17/09

    @LaComtesse: I thought your feminist principles already mandated that? #france
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/17/09

    @Plum-Pie: No. My feminist principles dictate I somehow get government involved so they can force church-goers to eat babies too, and then give all the money from the collection plate to gayosexual communists. #france
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    11/17/09

    @LaComtesse: Stop that filthy talk! You make me sick, young lady! #france
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    This makes me wonder if there is a fetish related to living like a rodent. Otherwise, I don't get it.

    I'd google it, but I'm scared. #france
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    Image of andromache andromache
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    so I can just poop in the woodchips and someone else will clean it up for me? #france
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    Image of dearestkatrina dearestkatrina
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    what about the bubble ball?? so I can run around and bump into the wall and furniture and people watching can laugh and laugh and laugh. #france
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/17/09

    In reply to Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
    Or you can just pay me the $148 dollars and I'll tell you you're an idiot to your face. #france
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/17/09

    @hortense: But at my Goldfish Inn, we'll flush you down the toilet on day two of your stay for free. #france
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/17/09

    @andBegorrah: At the Gerbil Getaway, we offer a 50% off rate for pregnant women and their partners, provided they promise not to eat their offspring should an actual birth occur. #france
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/17/09

    @hortense: At the end of you visit here at the Doggy Digs, we personally call your family to tell them you are now staying at a farm upstate where you are chasing bunnies and have lots of room to run and play. (Post-disillusionment therapy not included.) #france
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/17/09

    @andBegorrah: At the Bunny Barn, we'll help you achieve your goal of walking in as a couple and leaving as a family of 83. TLC producers are on site at all times, ready to sign lucrative contracts. #france
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    Image of tldr tldr
    11/17/09

    @hortense: At Chateau Kitty, you can tunnel through a freshly made bed, destroy furniture, eat canned processed meat, get high, bat at string, stare out the window, hiss at people if they annoy you, or allow them to pet you at your will. #france
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/17/09

    @tldr: That sounds like a Saturday to me. #france
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/17/09

    @tldr: I KNEW something was missing from my summer camp experiences.

    Srsly, this is th best animal get away. *shreds something* #france
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