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    Storm Of The Century

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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/23/09

    In reply to Storm Of The Century
    The press info is wrong - she'd already gotten the autograph and is confused that Palin used crayon to misspell her own name.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Even Kermit looks happy to be there.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Glad she covered up those arms, lest the little chillun's be frightened by her bulging biceps.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Remember when Kermit used to do the news anchor skits on Sesame Street? Well, my ex-bf grew up wondering about Kermit's middle name, because he always heard it as "Kermit D. Frog, here..." So he was like, "What's his middle name? Dan? David? I wanna know!" And all the grown-ups he asked thought he was crazy.
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    Image of ImperfectLit.Woman ImperfectLit.Woman
    03/13/09

    @Kivrin: That's too cute. I never even noticed that on Sesame St. and its always on at my house-(I have 7 younger siblings so some kiddie show is always on) Now that I'm thinking about it what did that D stand for?
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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    I so wish there was audio with this.


    Look how into it Kermit is! He's helping Michelle out with the emotionalizin'.

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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Was anyone else incredibly disturbed by the NIN/Kermit "Hurt" spoof? I know it's old news, but that Kermit stuffed animal totally triggered a very unpleasant memory.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    This woman is seriously wonderful.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Those are some well behaved babyehs. I remember doing storytime with 2-4 year olds and it always resulted with them creeping up my person like some sort of sloth, dangling off my knees, asking me to show them the pictures again, and pointing out the fact the cat has a HAT, which is utterly ridiculous to a 2 year old mind. And there was a lot of giggling.


    Kids at that age are basically like permanently stoned people I think. Except less mellow.

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    Image of WaterTart WaterTart
    03/12/09

    @battleaxonista: I enjoy the 'preschool stammer.'


    Kid: "Umm, [Water Tart]? The cat...the cat...the cat...the cat...the cat...the cat...he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he has a hat on his head.


    Me: Yes! Very good!

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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    03/12/09

    @WaterTart: Oh god, the stammer. That and when they just start screaming one word over and over again and you are supposed to derive meaning from it. With the expectant baby face that dissolves you into some sort of maternal cesspool. Those were the days.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/12/09

    @battleaxonista: And even younger kids, the toddler years -- those guys are like tiny drunk people, all stumbling around, babbling unintelligibly...
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    At least Michelle isn't wearing Kermit like that model earlier in the week...
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Michelle must be totally bummed she forgot her Kermit pelt boa.
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    Image of WaterTart WaterTart
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    The Cat in the Hat is overrated. It's all about The Cat in the Hat Comes Back, a far superior work, and eminently more hilarious.


    He was eating a cake in the tub. Yes he was! The hot water was on, and the cold water too, and I said to the cat, 'what a bad thing to do!'


    It made me giggle when I was six. It makes me giggle now.

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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    03/12/09

    @WaterTart: That is a Cat after my own heart. That is exactly how I spend my Saturday nights.
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    Image of WaterTart WaterTart
    03/12/09

    @kelsium: But do you leave a pink cat ring which must be cleaned up using mother's white dress, the hall rug, and dad's $10 shoes? SCANDALOUS!
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    Image of belle TL belle TL
    03/12/09

    @WaterTart: Just call Little Cat Z to clean it all up! In fact, I wish I had a Little Cat Z to clean up all of my messes.
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    Image of ImperfectLit.Woman ImperfectLit.Woman
    03/13/09

    @WaterTart: What a cat and I have to get that book for my 1 yr old baby sister. I think she'll like this and that's my story and I'm sticking to it.Lol.
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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Why is it that whenever a president or first lady reads to kindergartners or whatnot, it always seems to be in North or South Carolina? Did they hook that up in the Constitution somewhere?
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/12/09

    @fulanita: Several big military bases in both NC and SC, relatively close to DC, maybe?
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    It is interesting that those two little boys have "Army" cuts. Granted, I live in Hippytown, NY, but I never see little kids with haircuts like that. I guess the reasons are obvious, what little boy doesn't want to be like his daddy? But it struck me a little.
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    Image of Abra Abra
    03/12/09

    @kelsium: When my brother was little, he used to love having his hair that short. He would sometimes just sit and run his hand back and forth on his head because the texture was fun for him. And it was easy to take care of for my parents, so it was a win-win. Basically, I wouldn't think too much of it.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/12/09

    @kelsium: That's not an Army cut. That's a head lice cut. See them ALL THE TIME at daycares and elementary schools.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    Aw! I bet she does all the voices!
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    Image of PinkPatriot PinkPatriot
    03/12/09

    In reply to Adorable: Army Brats Astonish Michelle, Muppet
    She is probably shocked by how depressing Ft. Bragg is. I know I was.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/12/09

    @PinkPatriot: Depressing and full of pawn shops. Lots and lots of pawn shops.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    03/13/09

    @Kivrin: Funny...and I thought Columbus, MS was a shithole.
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