Battery-Powered Self Control Is the Future of Dieting

The Problem: You're a fatty fat lardy lard who eats your fatty, lardy food at an alarmingly fast rate and you're always making excuses to not work out. "It's raining! I'm tired! The Kardashians are on!" you yell in between rapid bites of mac-n-cheese with bacon bits on top. You're desperately unable to control your… » 4/25/13 4:10pm 4/25/13 4:10pm