Placenta Facials and Other Batshit Stuff to Put on Your Decaying Face


In recent developments on the quest to slow your inevitable march towards death, aestheticians are still marketing snake venom facials as an alternative to injectables. These facials use an engineered serum meant to mimic the muscle-paralyzing effects of actual snake venom and leave you with that much-desired frozen… » 1/19/12 2:00pm 1/19/12 2:00pm