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Sophie needs to study...damn
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
"Look at you...you're a vision!"

My dad used to talk to me like this.
When I was 7.
Wearing a shirt smeared with peanut butter while painfully singing "I'm a little teapot."

Seeing this makes me realise that I am not the talent I thought I was.
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PhillyLass
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
Paula's HSN co-pilot is something else. She hasn't bothered to even TRY mastering the fine art of bullshit. She just blathers on meaninglessly. Where do they find these people? What 'qualifications' do they look for? I really want to peer inside the HSN human resources department and find out what they're thinking.
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TriedandTrue
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
Well if anyone has watched Celebrity Rehab and seen Jeff Conaway - then you KNOW what Chronic Pain syndrome can end up doing to you......he slurs as well....
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stacyinbean
12/15/08

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Can someone let me know if FYG stands for Forever Your Girl? PLEASE.
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onehotmess
12/15/08

@stacyinbean: oh, it sure does! and that bracelet is called "reach for the stars"? so, her target customer is a 13 year old, right?
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jejune - the giraffe hugger
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
Does she have a chronic pain condition, or did I make that up somewhere?

I would be all over that clutch if it was about $35 cheaper.
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mfnher
12/15/08

@jejune - the giraffe hugger: She does. I think it was from cheerleading/dancing. I know a girl who was the tiny cheerleader/flyer, and her body is ridiculous fucked up from cheering. She's 32 and has had multiple surgeries.
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Ultraprison!
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
"forever your punchline"
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laos
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
Seriously... What IS wrong with her? you'd think someone would have blabbed about it by now. I don't think she drinks, but what kind of pills make you sound drunk?
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Samanthrax
12/15/08

@laos: I took a mystery pill once for cramps(it turned out to be a very strong Vicodin) which made me feel like I had been chugging vodka for the past 5 hours. It was totally slurred speech ridic. But I don't know what she's on.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/15/08

@laos: Muscle Relaxers and Benzodiazapines both can make someone slur thier words a lot. Narcotic pain meds can also make you slur. Yup, I am a recovering addict--I know this.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/15/08

@sammyboombaladdy: That said--those meds usually won't make you slur unless you are overmedicating with them, and not taking as prescribed.
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mfnher
12/15/08

@laos: My mom sounds like her sometimes, but she southern, and speaks reeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyyy slow.
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jgh
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
Not that I'm a Paula-apologist or anything, but it has to suck having to go about your job(s) in the aftermath of Paula Goodspeed killing herself in front of her house/ knowing your fellow Idol judges threw you under the bus.
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BabyJane
12/15/08

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I just hope that QVC treats her like the gift that she is.
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PhillyLass
12/15/08

@BabyJane: LOL!
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Samanthrax
12/15/08

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Her jewelry line is seriously called... Forever Your Girl?

But in serious, she seems to be pretty obviously suffering from some substance abuse problems, and just because he eyeliner is impeccable does not mean she shouldn't get help.
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Samanthrax
12/15/08

@Samanthrax: SERIOUSLY.
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dancerevolution
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
I flipped by her selling a Paula Abdul guitar for like $400 last night. Break that down for a minute. Can Paula play guitar? Does someone who can play the guitar want one with Paula Abdul's name on it?
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aubonpam
12/15/08

@dancerevolution: Was it made by Daisy Rock?
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smallcritic
12/15/08

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I know she's probably a drunk or a pill-popper, but there are other possibilities. My Mom has a condition called Myasthenia Gravis that causes her speech to be slurred, esp. if her meds aren't working. Never mind... my Mom doesn't design terrible jewelry and make really loopy comments.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/15/08

@smallcritic: A good friend of mine has MG....and for a long time, before I knew about her condition, I thought she was on pills.
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smallcritic
12/15/08

You'd think if she had MG she'd just come out with it. My mom is so NOT a boozer that I always feel bad if someone thinks she's on something@sammyboombaladdy:
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chatterboxwriting
12/15/08

@smallcritic: It sucks when people assume things when you really have a medical condition that you have no control over. I have Spina Bifida and scoliosis. I sort of "waddle" a bit (my legs are somewhat crooked, and I can't walk normally), and my belly sticks out in front because of where the curve of my spine is. Some mean girl told everyone I was pregnant when I was in the 7th freakin' grade. I was also given the nickname of The Penguin (for the waddling).
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/15/08

@smallcritic: I think she has stated that she has a condition that causes her to have chronic pain--but she has never said anything about MG to my knowledge. But she also stated that she does not take any pain meds for her condition....
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/15/08

@smallcritic: @BabyJane: @chatterboxwriting: Some people are just creul and ignorant.
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skittishpixie
12/15/08

@chatterboxwriting: I have scoliosis too!I can also recall all the laughing and name calling in middle school when my mind was so fragile. thanks doctor asshole for putting me in a back brace that makes me look retarded! no, i am not bitter, and it didn't contribute to my distorted self image.
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chatterboxwriting
12/15/08

@skittishpixie: I can empathize with you. I never had a back brace (my scoliosis was and is the least of my problems), but it definitely did distort the way I walk. Now that I'm older (27), I'm getting a hump in the top of my back and I'm taking osteoporosis prevention medicine. I may as well be 80 on some days!
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TheEternalOptimist
12/15/08

@smallcritic: I was diagnosed with MG in 2001. MG can definitely make you appear to be drunk or high.

Does your mom have Gerenal MG? I only have Ocular MG, but I get the general symptoms.
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Ultraprison!
12/15/08

In reply to Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV
i swear she says "i think every woman should look cheap - er, like a million bucks."

also that is the TRASHIEST line of jewelry i've seen in a long time. i think i may have owned that ring in 8th grade though.
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BlowJoy
12/08/08

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Maybe we can get Britney to help her.
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Kenyakarma
12/08/08

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I've met Paula and she actually a really nice and sweet person. She has had numerous neck surgeries and has corresponding neurological issues. People who call her drunk or on drugs should be ashamed of themselves.
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BlowJoy
12/08/08

@SweetSerengeti: I'm sure she's lovely, but yeeeeaah I'm gonna go with drunk or on drugs.
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Kenyakarma
12/08/08

@BlowJoy: Well that's just your bad karma, for making up shit. lol Happy people aren't usually bitter people.
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ribex
12/08/08

@SweetSerengeti: So you don't think she takes any medication? My impression is that she takes prescription pain medication which leads to slurring. Whether she is abusing them or the dosages are too high, I don't know. If I had chronic, constant pain I might do the same. I don't condemn her, but she should be honest about any kind of drug use when confronted. Otherwise it makes her look like she's hiding something.
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Kenyakarma
12/08/08

@ribex: I don't know what she takes, I don't know that much about her. But I do know taking an interview and editing it to make her look bad and then making fun of a person and saying they are on drugs or drunk is just wrong. I'm sick of the snark. People need to step it up and start living more honorably. My Mom broke her jaw when she was a teen and slurs slightly. She doesn't take any drugs or drink it's just the way she is. Always looking for the worst is a person to make your self feel better says more about you than the person you are making up lies about.
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BlowJoy
12/09/08

@ribex: Exactly. No one necessarily said anything about abuse. But meds it is.
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BlowJoy
12/09/08

@SweetSerengeti: Don't know about any "lies." But when a public figure goes on a mulitple national TV shows and slurs her words and acts bizarrely, especially when responding to a bizarre and horrendous death and then hock her jewelry, then one should expect scrutiny. And nothing wrong with that.
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