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    The Girl Of Sandwich

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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    D.I.Y.D.S., asshole.



    (do it your damn self, asshole)
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    "You're a buffet, you're a vegetable."
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    Image of CatSandwich CatSandwich
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    "Make me orgasm once in a while"
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    Image of Pandorasvoicebox Pandorasvoicebox
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    Now I'm hungry. Sandwich recommendations?
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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    07/14/09

    @Pandorasvoicebox: Ah, I can't resist! Crusty French roll with cracked pepper Boar's Head turkey, white cheddar, sprouts, lettuce, tomato, avocado, pesto mayo...crap, now I must have one.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    This is needed here.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    I like to go with the tried and true "Poof you're a sandwich!" followed by a Groucho Marx cigar and eyebrow wiggle.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    My Dad's retort is still the best: "What did your last servant die of?"
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/14/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Hehehehehehehehehehehehee...I might borrow that.
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    Image of lola_in_the_dark lola_in_the_dark
    07/14/09

    @Diziet_Sma: hahaha, my mom used to say that to my brother and I all the time!
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    Image of thesadtomato thesadtomato
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    Something Mr. Sad Tomato will never live down, although we joke about it now . . . instead of asking me to make him a sandwich he once said "Looks cloudy. Do you think it's going to start raining sandwiches?"



    I hit the roof.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    Well, my retort would be based on how the question was posed. If it actually was "Go make me a sandwich" my response would not be a verbal one. Instead, I would serve up one of my famous "Looks", in particular, the one where I just give the Stare. The Stare is exactly what it sounds like; it's so effective it doesn't even require any eyebrow accompaniment. It can, depending on the severity of the occasion, include just one single, solitary eyeblink. A sort of slowed-down version of a normal eyeblink. It can't be described, really. It's just something you'd have to see. It makes Mr. Foibles hunch up his shoulders and run away. Obviously this is the desired effect. Anyway, if it was posed as a polite request, I might oblige. But only if I felt like making one for myself too.
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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    07/14/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: My mother used to ground me for giving her the look. I like to call it dagger eyes.



    But I agree....sometimes, if he's had a long day and I'm not busy, I'll just make the sandwich! Bad feminist?
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    07/14/09

    @WantToTouchtheWahine: Well, that is if he asked nicely. If he said "Go make me a sandwich woman", I'd throw things.
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    Image of JerseyCurl JerseyCurl
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    I don't know what I'd say, but for inspiration on what I'd do? I'd use that scene from "The Prince of Tides" where the wife gets so pissed at her husband she cooks him some dog food for dinner, and he tells her it's the best hash he's ever had.
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    "Would you like knuckles with that?"
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    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    "peel me a grape"
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    Image of missteenwordpower missteenwordpower
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    What I would like to say, if I were clever enough to comment cooly on impossible/useless normative gender roles in the heat of a hissy fit: "Go hunt me a bison."



    What I would probably actually say, because it's what I would be thinking about anyway: "Go make me a margarita."
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/14/09

    @missteenwordpower: I think "Go hunt me a bison!" may just be the winner here...
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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    I'd write a big FUCK YOU on a piece of paper, stick it between two slices of bread and then go treat myself to Quizno's while perusing OKCupid.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Girl Of Sandwich
    For $10 and a tip, I would do it. He'd have to bus his own tray, though.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/14/09

    @wtfox?!: Shit, for $10 and a tip I'd order 2 from Domino's and feed myself.
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