Dieting Now Available With Side Of Guilt About The Plight Of The Less-Fortunate

Not to be self-referential or anything, but since our bosses started threatening us about this blog actually going "live," we have eaten:
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Thus far, pro forma or whatever, we've spent about $6.18 on food this week, and total coincidence: 26 million Americans — and a bunch of, er, politicians [] — are on our same…