Open Thread: Mick Jagger Can't Get No Satisfaction (Or Can He?) On SNL

Mick Jagger is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight and he's the musical guest with the Foo Fighters and Arcade Fire. It is going to be the most fun thing that's ever happened. Except remember that time that Keith Richards was like, "his dick is small but his balls are big," which I could have told you myself? Or not. » 5/19/12 11:15pm 5/19/12 11:15pm

Real Housewives of New York Axes Four Cast Members

Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimmon, Alex McCord, and Cindy Barshop have been cut from season 5 of RHONY. What are they supposed to do now? Just freelance their Realness? Non-FDA approved prescription drug trials? Be professionally Not Employed but act as consultants? Maybe they could form a staffing firm called Deloitte &… » 9/18/11 11:00am 9/18/11 11:00am

Everyone Is Faking It But Madonna and Paris Hilton

  • Paris Hilton has another video in support of her nascent Presidential campaign and, this time, she's got Jeb Bartlett giving her advice. It's not as good as the first, but it just goes to show that President Bartlett was nothing without Josh. [Funny or Die]
  • In other really important news, Madonna really doesn't…
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