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Mon Dec 21
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    03:22 PM

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    I'm kind of loving the smug, giddy look on Gerard Butler's face in # 7. I'm almost hearing Austin Powers' voice: "Yeah, baby!"
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    Image of o-line o-line
    03:22 PM

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    I can't wait for my first issue of Jennifer Aniston Will Die Alone Weekly to arrive in the mail.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    03:20 PM

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Angelina adopts Michael Jackson's children!
    Jen's baby fever is out of control!

    Britney Spears engaged to Robert Pattinson, who is an actual emo vampire!
    Stalk me, baby, one more time!

    President Obama caught in torrid embrace with Brad Pitt!
    We hear they're converting to Scientology, because why the fuck not?

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are a normal couple! No, really. Seriously. REALLY.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    03:24 PM

    @Yahtzii: Brad and Angelina decided on one last name for Shiloh as soon as they realized Jolie-Pitt sounds like Holy Shit!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03:25 PM

    @Yahtzii: I bet at least one of these comes true in 2010.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    03:27 PM

    @CurtCole: Gwyneth Paltrow debut her new line: GOOP for K-Mart!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    03:30 PM

    @Yahtzii: GOOP taken off shelves after customer complains that it does not contain goop, only uppity advice!!!
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    03:15 PM

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    "Unless they've cleverly disguised their adopted son in a Portuguese Water Dog costume, this never happened."

    This made me laugh. Really, awkwardly hard. Thanks Margaret.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    03:26 PM

    @SunburnedCounsel: Me too! And I so needed it! Thanks Margaret!
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    03:05 PM

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    I am still insanely jealous of the Jolie-Pitt "theme days." I wanna play too!
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    03:10 PM

    @cate3710: I know! I'm thinking of consoling myself by having a Jolie-Pitt theme day and forcing each of my friends to dress up as one of the kids.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    03:16 PM

    @Margaret: Can I be Shiloh? She always seems to have a sword, and sensible shoes.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02:03 PM

    In reply to She's Not Making A Spectacle Of Herself
    Britney Spears thinks to herself: Will Bernanke be reappointed? Is the universe finite? How will Obama make the health care bill work?
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    Image of sayah sayah
    01:59 PM

    In reply to She's Not Making A Spectacle Of Herself
    Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly!
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    Image of Jill7 Jill7
    01:56 PM

    In reply to She's Not Making A Spectacle Of Herself
    I want those frames... anyone know what they are?
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    CurtCole promoted this comment Jill7 was starred Jill7 was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    01:57 PM

    @Jill7: Ugly?

    /kidding.
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    02:09 PM

    @Jill7: They look like Ray Ban Wayfarers.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    01:55 PM

    In reply to She's Not Making A Spectacle Of Herself
    Camera Flashes At Girl Who Wears Glasses
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    01:54 PM

    In reply to She's Not Making A Spectacle Of Herself
    So she's covering an Elvis Costello song, right?
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    Edited by CurtCole at 12/21/09 1:55 PM CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    01:58 PM

    @CurtCole: Nah, a Buddy Holly tune.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:02 PM

    @CurtCole: Nah, a Weezer one, and one of the bad ones.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    02:09 PM

    @Ailatan: if you want to destroy my record, hold this beat as I walk away, as I walk away...
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/17/09

    In reply to The Walk Of Fame
    Is he aware that he's wearing tapered jeans? And that whatever he stuffed down the front of said jeans has migrated to his right thigh?

    Cock-stuffing fail.
     Reply
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/17/09

    In reply to The Walk Of Fame
    Given today's posts - on curse words, James Cameron's heroines, and awards recognition for the next generation of stellar actors - all I really want to say is "Get away from her, you bitch!"
    #shialeboeuflooksliketrouble
    #yourfacialhairisadealbreaker
     Reply
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/17/09

    In reply to The Big Apple
    That's her favorite place, isn't it?

    I don't blame her - I miss being small enough to sit on shoulders.
     Reply
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/17/09

    In reply to The Big Apple
    She's quite the little performer, isn't she? Cute.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/17/09

    In reply to The Big Apple
    I would always worry if the child fell backwards, how would you set her up straight again?
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/17/09

    @Rare Affinity: Lean forward. :)
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/17/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I shall remember that advice if ever such a situation should arise.
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