Fox News Pundit Still Thinks Michelle Obama Is Fat

Dr. Keith Ablow, who you'll remember as the prime lobotomy candidate who claimed that Michelle Obama "needs to drop a few," is doubling down on his comments and refusing to apologize. The tide comes in, the tide goes out, you know the drill.
Fox News Guest Thinks Michelle Obama Is Too Fat to Know About Health
In a discussion about a Kentucky school district that has opted out of federal funding because their students didn't like the healthy lunches being provided, a Fox News contributor and supposed medical doctor decided to give his two cents about First Lady Michelle Obama's butt. Oh brother.
The Most Poignant Photo of Michelle Obama You've Ever Seen
First Lady Michelle Obama and Stephanie Kyriazis, Chief of Interpretation and Education, mirror the past of segregation in a photo released by the White House. The image was taken on May 16th of this year during a tour of the Brown v. Board of Education National Historic Site in Topeka, Kansas. It feels a bit cliche,…
Watch Michelle Obama Surprise Leslie Knope on Parks and Rec
Last night's Parks and Recreation — the season six finale — was Councilman Jamm-packed with special guest appearances. Jeff Tweedy, Yo La Tengo, The Decemberists, Tammy 2, Jean-Ralphio and Mona-Lisa Saperstein all stopped by, but most exciting of all (for Amy Poehler's Leslie Knope, at least) was an appearance by…
Watch Michelle Obama Dunk on the Miami Heat
Recently, First Lady Michelle Obama was joined at the White House by Miami Heat players LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Ray Allen and Chris Bosh and Miami Heat coach Eric Spoelstra to talk about her Let's Move campaign. During the hangout, the group ate fruit, drank water and then Michelle Obama dunked on Dwayne…
President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama have just started watching Scandal, according to The Atlantic's Robinson Meyer. The President argues that it is not realistic: "[The White House] is not that exciting," he insists; staffers "don't have enough time to engage in too much scandalous behavior."
People Are Obsessed with Michelle Obama's 'Not Amused' Face
After Monday's hubbub about First Lady Michelle Obama's bitchy resting face at Nelson Mandela's funeral, the New York Post has lived up to its legacy of wildly offensive covers with this latest, the headline of which implies that FLOTUS was mad at her husband for talking to the "attractive" Prime Minister of Denmark.
For Chrissakes, Nobody Really Thinks FLOTUS Is a 'Feminist Nightmare'
Politico's "Leaning Out: How Michelle Obama Became a Feminist Nightmare" is exactly the kind of piece a media organization puts out to get people angry. The title manages to squeeze in not one but two hot internet hype phrases: a reference to Sheryl Sandberg and "feminist nightmare." Too bad the substance doesn't live…
Jackie O's Pink Suit Will Remain Hidden Away Until We're All Dead
Fifty years ago this week, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas as he rode in a motorcade alongside his wife Jacqueline. The now-iconic blood-spattered pink suit that the First Lady wore that day hasn't been seen in public since, but not because it's missing; it's because it's locked in a vault…
So What if Obama Quit Smoking Because He's 'Scared' of His Wife?
Fire up the gaffe signal; the President said something unscripted! Yesterday, during an "hot mic" moment at the UN General Assembly, our Commander-In-Chief Barack Hussein Bengazi Obamacare Bailout Obama confessed to an official that he hasn't had a cigarette in six years because he's "scared" of his wife. Either…
First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Hallmark Card
U.S. President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama depart the White House en route Joint Base Andrews August 10, 2013 in Washington, DC. The Obamas are on a trip to Orlando, Florida where they will address injured veterans at the Disabled American Veterans National Convention. In the afternoon, they will…
