This is a story for anyone who’s given up on love. It’s a story of pain, desperation, and longing. It’s a story about the true meaning of commitment and dedication. It’s also a story about a Florida couple who resisted arrest just so they could bang it out one last time in their mobile hame.
There are instances where what looks like questionable behavior is actually totally reasonable once you understand how the restaurant industry works. Straight-up theft is not one of those instances.
Everyone except teetotalers has done something they regret while under the influence of mind-altering substances. So I'm sure we've all got at least a little sympathy for this Florida woman claiming she mistakenly purchased a home $100,000 underwater while fucked up on diet pills.
A woman in Florida was charged with 28 counts of filing a false child abuse report because she wanted to create some havoc in the system.
Hey, good news, everyone! Florida Woman is back in the news (it's been ages; can't wait to catch up, let's do lunch). This time, it's for getting into a vicious fight with her own twin sister over a vibrator.
If there's one thing I love about the geriatric population it's that they have the most poetic and hilarious ways of showing precisely how much of a fuck they do not care for.
23-year-old Port Charles, Florida resident Kayla Oxenham has been arrested for physically abusing her two 7 and 5-year-old children, including, most bizarrely, branding them with a hot stick so that they could have ice cream (??), and of course, so she she can keep track of them.
Great news everybody! Florida Man is back and he's brought along his wife, Florida Woman. This time, he's in trouble for calling police because his wife threw away his beer.
A Florida woman tried to demolish her neighbors' mobile home because she didn't like them and thought they had broken into her car.
Here is a woman dressed as a unicorn wearing a tutu photobombing a live news report.
Meagan Simmons, a Florida mother of four, became Internet famous thanks to an extremely flattering mugshot, taken after a DUI arrest. But now someone's trying to make a buck off her jailhouse style, and she's suing.
A woman in Florida living off the grid must plug in or face the consequences, according to a legal ruling.
Yoohooooo, Florida Man who is selling Jesus Christ's toe nails? I have found your new Florida Woman friend. (PLEASE NOTE: My matchmaking skills are notoriously awful.) (God speed.)