Florida Man Shoots Sister in the Ass For Baking Him Sexy Penis Cake

Christopher Taft had the shittiest birthday, and it's all his dumb sister's fault. She baked him an inappropriate cake, so he did the only logical thing he could think of to get her back: He shot her straight in the ass to show her exactly how she'd hurt his feelings. (And now they're both butt hurt.) » 3/05/15 6:15pm 3/05/15 6:15pm