The Wonderful, Wild and Vile Fashions of the Grammy Awards

Despite the fact that CBS issued a memo warning not to show off breasts, buttocks, or any "puffy" bare skin, celebrities attending the 55th annual Grammy Awards last night embraced sheer fabrics, exposed breast curvature and even displayed nipples. That said, it wasn't a very exciting night for fashion; there were… » 2/11/13 11:20am 2/11/13 11:20am

Reese Witherspoon Is Being Asked Dumb Babyweight Questions, Natch

Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean "weight." Having just given birth to son Tennessee James, she addressed someone's question about the Amazing Race to drop her baby weight. "I don't know if I'm bouncing back. I'm slowly crawling back. You… » 12/11/12 9:00am 12/11/12 9:00am

Mariah Carey Wins American Idol Diva Musical Chairs

You have doubtlessly shed a bitter tear over professional fishmouth Steven Tyler's departure from his post as an American Idol judge. Said Tyler in what could loosely be called a statement: "After some long…hard…thoughts…I've decided it's time for me to let go of my mistress 'American Idol' before she boils my… » 7/13/12 9:00am 7/13/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Is Desperately Searching for the Perfect Dick

The Lifetime biopic Liz & Dick — in which Lindsay Lohan will play Elizabeth Taylor — hasn't started filming yet, but there's already plenty of high drama… behind the scenes. The producer is being called an idiot for casting your girl LL; and now, Lindz is unhappy with her choices for Dick. Three actors are in the… » 5/22/12 9:00am 5/22/12 9:00am

Sacha Baron Cohen Receives Go-Ahead to Fuck with Celebs at Oscars (Kind…

When Academy Awards officials told Sacha Baron Cohen that he was only welcome on the red carpet if he behaved like a nominee for Hugo, not like Admiral General Aladeen, the fictional fascist he plays in his upcoming movie, The Dictator, how many of us actually believed Cohen would listen, especially after he filmed a… » 2/25/12 11:04am 2/25/12 11:04am

Katy Perry Hosts A Star-Studded Episode Of SNL


Katy Perry made her debut as a Saturday Night Live host last night, and it was a show filled with just as many actual celebrities as celebrity impressions. Perry was heavily featured—and there weren't nearly as many boob jokes as initially predicted—but Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Val Kilmer, and Darrell Hammond also… » 12/11/11 12:05pm 12/11/11 12:05pm