Florence Henderson, best known for playing Carol on The Brady Bunch (and second-best known for going on a date with the actor who played her son Greg, Barry Williams), is proud to say that she is 80, she can fuck, and she can do it without strings. She recently told Closer Weekly, a tabloid that merges the…

On last night's premiere of DWTS , Bristol Palin—billed as a "teen activist"—danced the Cha Cha to "Mama Told Me Not to Come," a perfect choice for abstinence-only education, while dressed like a sparkly version her mother.

Oh, those crazy celebs! What will they discover next?! Okay, I shouldn't assume; for all I know, the Kardashian-Jenners have been sweating the Indy 500 for years! In Florence Henderson and Jack Nicholson's case, probably.

• Even before Charlotte Lewis raised more questions about Roman Polanski's continued predation after pleading guilty to statutory rape, Michael Douglas said that he wouldn't sign a petition for him because Polanski "did break the law." [Associated Press]

It's the story… of a lovely lady… who "flashed" a bunch of magazine editors in their place of business. [Maxim]

[Los Angeles, May 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:

• It's Flo versus Clo! Florence Henderson has been watching Cloris Leachman on Dancing With The Stars and says: "I hope the audience doesn’t think all older people act like her. I love Cloris, but sometimes she acts like she’s not all there, or she’s wandering around the ballroom acting silly." Flo also says Leachman…