Dallas Flight Attendant Freaks the Fuck Out

American Airlines has just pulled ahead in the race to find new and devious ways of making air travel as inconvenient and terrifying as possible with news that a Chicago-bound flight was delayed in Dallas for one whole hour after a flight attendant hijacked (whoops!) the intercom and told patients that a) she was no… » 3/10/12 1:00pm 3/10/12 1:00pm