I can't picture John Malkovich with CHILDREN. I had no idea... Is he actually married? Is he straight?? And he lives in Massachusetts?? That's so boring and NORMAL. My tiny mind is blown.
Wow, Ed Norton is going to be Salma's wedding? I salute you, mi querida compatriota. I remember when they broke up, she said she was looking for a man with real balls...
Um, Miley, they're not lying. As an actor I kind of take offense to that. We're telling a story, sure. But there's nothing malicious about it. Now if it was your rule not to date con men, I could get behind it.
Also, what is the 'aha movement', and does it have anything to do with the guy from Smashing Pumpkins/Perfect Circle?
@apocalypse-nowish: I get so annoyed by how she talks like she's some wise old sage with relationships. She needs to stop talking so I won't feel bad rolling my eyes at every mention of her.
@whats_in_a_name: True! Although... you can never improve on Tommy James. The original is the only. It would be like preferring the awful 80's remake of I Think We're Alone Now.
@MyNameIsChris: I am with you! It's one of my favorite songs, actually. While I have no problem with Prince, I kind of cringe at the thought of anyone covering it when the original is so epic.
Jezebel, I love you so, but pleeeease start using spell check before posting. I am a spelling nazi and these things drive me up the wall...(yes, I did earn the nickname 'The Walking Dictionary' in elementary school. sigh.)
What does Mary Kate Olsen do anyway? Is she still an actress? Or is she just famous for being famous? I'm really puzzled by her and her sister's status.
Re: Idris Elba- So hisObsessed didn't get a critic's screening? You know what that means. Unfortunately, my friend is dragging me to see this mess tomorrow and take in the spectacle of Beyonce as Paul Revere: "The white women are coming! The white women are coming! And they're coming for our men!"
(That's about as subtle as I expect this movie to be. There's certainly potential for an insightful movie about this topic, but it probably won't feature Beyonce head-butting Ali "One Boiled Bunny Coming Right Up" Larter halfway across a room).
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Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
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Way to prove you know nothing about your "profession," Miley.
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At 16 I thought:
I would never do any sort of illegal drug/drink/smoke cigarettes
I would really stick with that vegetarian thing.
My boyfriend was totally straight, we were in love and this was the real thing. We'd probably get married.
I'd probably stay near my home town
In the seven years since then-
I definitely partied hard more than a few times
I'm eating beef right now.
I've dated at least 4 more guys. So has he.
I live in another country.
I know you think you're very worldly, but really honey, live your life rather than openly speculating it.
Hearts and Stars,
Bunsen.
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I quite like Prince's version of Crimson and Clover. I have a soft spot for him, though.
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Is "a horse" some kind of newfangled slang for "her marriage"?
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Oprah- owner of the "I must lay claim to every fucking thing on the planet moment." I give her 5 years before she becomes a Bond Villian.
I want Sam and Linds back together and I hate myself a little bit now.
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(That's about as subtle as I expect this movie to be. There's certainly potential for an insightful movie about this topic, but it probably won't feature Beyonce head-butting Ali "One Boiled Bunny Coming Right Up" Larter halfway across a room).
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