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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    This is like Lil' Kim meets the Tootsie Roll Owl.

    How many licks does it take 'till you get to the center of... a Linger Mint?
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    This reminds me of the time when I was 18 years old and I decided I was going to be all sexually sophisticated and try out a trick I'd learned in Cosmo (ha!). I put an Altoid in my mouth and gave my boyfriend a blowjob. Ten minutes later, he stops me because his dick has gone completely numb.

    But hey, at least he didn't get a yeast infection!
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    How do you know you're having a bad day? There's a tampon in your mouth and a breath mint in your vagina.
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    Image of QoB QoB
    10/12/09

    @girl.of.your.dreams: I am printing this out and sending it to all my friends.
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    Image of lodown lodown
    10/12/09

    @girl.of.your.dreams: Hehehe. Hearted for that.
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    Image of UnicornZiva UnicornZiva
    10/12/09

    @girl.of.your.dreams: Win. I think I want a magnet that says that to put on my kitchen fridge.
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    NerD: Blattella promoted this comment Edited by UnicornZiva at 10/12/09 4:47 PM UnicornZiva was starred UnicornZiva was unstarred
    Image of coconanas coconanas
    10/12/09

    @girl.of.your.dreams: I lol'd at this
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    10/13/09

    @girl.of.your.dreams: There is no way to convey how much laughing I did at this.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    Future entry on My Very Worst Date: "He said he wanted to eat out for our date. I didn't realize that he meant he wanted me to put a Cockbib on him and freshen myself up with a Linger after-dinner vagina mint."
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    I was hoping they were from the makers of Testamints.

    [www.christiancandy.com]
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    I can't even contain my helpless laughter at this. I really can't. Are women really still concerned about this?? Like, for real? It's a vagina. It's not food. It's not meant to taste like food. And if any guy*, no matter how cultured, husky-voiced, or caramel-colored he may be, takes issue with or declines to pleasure your ladybits, he's lame. Just lame.

    *or girl.
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    Image of Gobiasomecoffee Gobiasomecoffee
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    I'm surprised no one's mentioned the "exoticism" angle to this pitch--a woman (presumably white) goes to India and picks up a "caramel"-skinned lover. Because third world countries totally exist for our enjoyment, ya know?
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    snugbug promoted this comment Gobiasomecoffee was starred Gobiasomecoffee was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/12/09

    @Gobiasomecoffee: It's called the "Eat, Pray, Love" paradigm. Third world countries only serve as a colorful backdrop to catalyze the spiritual and sexual awakening of bratty, middle-class 1st world chicks.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    10/12/09

    @snugbug: In this case, while he's eating, you pray he likes the flavor, and you fall in love.
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    Image of galtor galtor
    10/12/09

    @snugbug: That is some odd intersection of 'aristocratic subaltern' and vagina-candy.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    I'm using candy corn right now, in honor of Halloween.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    10/12/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Trick and Trick. Well done.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    If your guy wants "minty," have him drink a slug of Rumpleminz (100-proof peppermint schnapps) before e goes down on you.

    Added bonus - freshens his breath and disinfects his mouth. Little risk of yeast infection there...
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    I really don't need to stick candy or mints in my ladybits to make it attractive to others. My vagina is not your personal piñata.
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    Image of charliekohler charliekohler
    10/12/09

    @BabyJane: If I could promote this comment, I would.
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    thatblackgirl promoted this comment charliekohler was starred charliekohler was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/12/09

    @BabyJane: Well, even so, I'd still hit it.
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    Image of Doreen DelPurgatorio Doreen DelPurgatorio
    10/12/09

    @BabyJane: You should put "My vagina is not your personal piñata" on a T-shirt or bumper sticker. Nobody will know what it means, but it would still be killer.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    I'd really like some Vadge Mothballs - could someone get on that please

    Oh and any suggestions for those pesky "dust bunnies"?
     Reply
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    Image of galaxina galaxina
    10/12/09

    @Scout: Woomba, of course!
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    Image of meruru meruru
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    Did J. Peterman write the origin story on the Linger website?
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    TransFat promoted this comment meruru was starred meruru was unstarred
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    10/12/09

    @meruru: Makes even less sense than the urban sombrero.
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    Image of PerinealFavorite PerinealFavorite
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    Funny, I am currently trying to develop breath mints that taste like pussy. Wonder whose will sell better?
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    Image of LutherNipperkin LutherNipperkin
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    I'm holding out for the sugar-free vaginal chewing gum with whitening, to keep my vagina dentata clean and sparkly.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    10/12/09

    @LutherNipperkin: 4 out of 5 dentists approve!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    10/12/09

    In reply to Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
    What next? Whitening strips for your asshole? What? It already exists?

    [www.getanalbleaching.com]
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    Image of Scout Scout
    10/12/09

    @kookla: anus: desk
     Reply
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