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Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Last night's episode dealt with Khloe's insecurities about her body. It didn't help when Bruce Jenner said she should "lose a few pounds." But she addressed her self-esteem issues in a very Kardashian way—posing nude. More »
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By TracieComment by veronykah: Since when is being an amazon bad? I always thought it meant you were a tall, fierce HOT chick? Am I... 21 Responses | Other threads
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Kim Kardashian Opens Up About O.J. Simpson
People are always asking, "Why is Kim Kardashian even famous?" Yeah, she has a porno, and yeah, she's friends with Paris Hilton, but she's actually had a pretty fascinating childhood that, at the very least, makes her a somewhat worthy pop culture figure. Her stepdad, Bruce Jenner, is one of the biggest American Olympic stars of all time, and her father, Robert Kardashian, was best friends with, and lawyer for, O.J. Simpson. The fact that the Kardashians had such a long history with O.J. and Nicole Brown made for high drama when Kris Kardashian sat with Nicole's family during O.J.'s murder trial, while Kim and Khloe — both living with their dad at the time — sat on the defense's side in the courtroom. Kim talked about the experience on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by IamnotStarJones: it's weird that this cipher is using tales of a dead woman's murder to stretch out her 15 minutes of... more » | Other threads
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Barbara To Kim Kardashian: "So If You Get Paid To Show Up At A Party…What Do You Have To Do With…The Butt?"
Anna told me she felt intellectually unprepared to write the introduction to this clip on which the ladies of The View interview the Kardashian sisters because she not really been "keeping up" (heh) with their careers. Disgraceful, yes, but it's not an uncommon problem: I just went to London, where Kim had just been on a visit, and no one could figure out why she was famous or what it was she and her sisters have done to warrant such wealth/celebrity/butt insurance premiums. Well, neither does Barbara Walters!! It's Khloe's birthday today, and Barbara seems mystified to learn they're actually getting paid to attend the party. "If the three of you show up to a party, how much do you have to pay?" she asked, "And what do you have to do with…the butt?" They all pretended not to hear the first question — even when she asked again! — but Kim responded to the follow-up with a totally sick demonstration of her patented party move. This, folks, is why she gets paid the big bucks.
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By MoeComment by lollygagger: @vivelafat: For real. If I had an ass like that, I would shake it vigorously for anyone and everyone.... more » | Other threads
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Never Before Seen Footage: Kim Kardsashian's Butt Crack
E! aired "never before seen" footage for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip show called "Junk in the Trunk." Actually, over the past year, while watching the two seasons of the family's reality show, I've really grown to kinda love them. Their irreverence, constant jokes, and wrestling matches between women dressed to the nines in full makeup is pretty similar to the dynamics of my family. (Except my parents have never been divorced, don't have kids from other marriages, and I'd never buy my mom a stripper pole or say the F-word in front of her. Oh, and my sister and I don't make sex tapes with our boyfriends.) This clip show only endeared them more to me. Clip above. -
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Goes Out With A Bang
Last night saw the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and the show ended much the same way the family got its TV deal in the first place: Graphic imagery of Kim having sex with a gorgeous black man. This time though, it wasn't in the form of a porno, but something a little more disturbing, i.e. Kim's sister Khloe teasing Kim's boyfriend Reggie Bush (body like Arnold with a Denzel face) about intimate details regarding the couple's sex life. (Apparently, they bang on the washing machine. HOT!) Clip above.
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By TracieComment by lovely nigerienne: He doesn't look like Denzel and he doesn't have Arnold's body. Denzel is attractive and all, but I'm not... more » | Other threads
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Kim Kardashian Is Keeping Up With Her Cellulite
Kim Kardashian just made her famous ass a little more famous after she let cameras film her cellulite-reducing treatment. Kim was getting her backside camera-ready for an anniversary present — a sexy calendar — she was giving to her boyfriend, football player Reggie Bush. This is probably the sexiest cosmetic treatment we've ever seen [What about your colonic, Tracie? -Ed.], and Kim actually said that it was "hot" because it felt like someone was sucking on her thighs and ass. Clip above. More » -
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Kardashian Sisters Laugh In Kim's "Ugly Face"
On last night's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the "civil war" raged on as the family went on a ski trip together, which only heightened tensions between Kim and her sisters. (This whole fight, if you remember, started over Kim buying a Bentley.) This time, the entire family seemed to be ganging up on Kim, reducing her to tears, which sister Kourtney ended up laughing in her face about, because she has "an ugly crying face." Clip above.
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By TracieComment by Alys Brangwin knows who's bad: The only thing I remember fighting about with my siblings on a trip was who got first access to the... more » | Other threads
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Kim Kardashian Filmed Giving Blows Of A Different Kind
The Kardashian Klan is in the middle of a "civil war," according to last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, with Khloe and Kourtney ganging up on Kim after the girls got in a fight at a Bentley dealership that led to Kim accusing them of being "jealous psycho bitches" and then later swinging her Louis Vuitton handbag at Khloe before punching her in the arm. Kim actually looked really hot when she was getting angry and violent, almost exactly like comic artist Mike Sekowsky's 1960s mod redesign of Wonder Woman, with her tunic, leggings, and knee-high boots. Next week: The whole family goes on a ski trip in an attempt to smooth things over, but the preview showed people throwing and smashing Sidekicks and Blackberrys instead of making peace. Clip above. -
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The Kardashian Sisters Make Self-Defense Lessons Sexy, Slightly Inappropriate
Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the girls' high-end clothing store Dash was vandalized during store hours by some crazy who tore up the clothing, threw a soft drink, and destroyed a mannequin. As a preventative measure, the sisters and their employees took a self-defense class, and somehow managed to make the methods they were taught sort of sexual. Then, when they got home, they demonstrated said sexual methods on stepdad Bruce Jener and things got a little...weird. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by beatrice3000: Huh. I just saw the Roseanne episode last night where Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy take a self-defense class. more » | Other threads
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Kardashian & Jenner Step-Siblings Had Inappropriate Crushes On Each Other
The E! True Hollywood Story about the Kardashians and Jenners aired last night, and it chronicled how this "modern day Brady Bunch" came to be. The short version is that Bruce Jenner is basically Johnny Appleseed, and Kris Kardashian was an airline stewardess who hit the jackpot when she hooked up with an older Armenian lawyer and popped out four kids before she realized she was too young to be married. Then Kris and Bruce fell in love, got hitched, and their eight kids all got along — including prepubescent crushes. (Ew.) Clip above.
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By TracieComment by zanyeuphoria: @beatrice3000: @Countess LuAnne nee' dingosmom1: wow...just wow...I found the banning my own self comment entertaining...it made me laugh out out loud...but...as... more » | Other threads
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The Kardashian Sisters Talk Sex Toys And Tampons
I'm really starting to love the Kardashian sisters. At first their sex tapes and DUIs are kind of off-putting, but the fact that they're able to joke openly with their mom about her vibrator, and demonstrate how to use a tampon and a pad to their little sisters — like they did on last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians — is, frankly, endlessly endearing. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by Trent 4-EVA: I didn't fully understand that there was a hole between my legs, until some pimple-faced boy made it his mission... more » | Other threads
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Is Wishing She Had Sex Tape Right About Now
You know how people are bothered by the fact that Kim Kardashian is famous for no reason? Her younger sister Khloe is annoyed about it too, since Kim's newfound success has made it so that Khloe is left to carry most of the responsibility of the sisters' shared business, their clothing store. We kinda feel for Khloe. She's definitely the wittiest of all the Kardashian sisters, but we can see how Kourtney's petite frame, or Kim's bombshell status might have some affect on her. In the clip above, from last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe expresses her desire to get into the fame game, and out of retail. -
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Remember how Kim Kardashian was all, "everyone takes sex pictures?" And we were all, maybe in your neighborhood, lady! But maybe it's just a natural impulse shared by all humanity regardless of color or creed because that's right GREATER CHINA'S FIRST INTERNET SEX SCANDAL IS STILL ROCKING THE UNIVERSE. In case you haven't heard, actor/popstar Edison Chen took as many as 600 pictures of himself in, er, "compromising" positions with various other starlets. Then — and this is the part that really proves Asians aren't all smart — he sent his MacBook in for repair. Did I mention the MacBook is pink? Now he's being blackmailed by some hacker named "Kira." Here's a funny story about how the whole episode has provided Chinese households with great Lunar New Year conversational fodder. [WSJ] -
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Superrich Expected To Be Super Generous This Year, Reports WSJ
Merry Christmas, heiresses! Did you know you are expected to "keep up" with the Kardashians and be extra giving this year? Shoppers worth $10 million or more plan to increase their holiday spending by up to 67% this holiday, according to the Wall Street Journal, a newspaper that is in the midst of laying off journalists as the economy slips further into a multi-pronged recession agrees everyone except that guy on America's Most Smartest Model. But here's the prob: the superrich are saying they don't want that much! All Mark Cuban wants is dancing shoes and a flash drive; some other billionaire says all he wants is "books." Boring! Thankfully, Mint Lifestyle, LLC, a shopping consultancy for the overprivileged, has printed an annual gift guide to help people like you...The most popular item was a commissioned biography, which it says wives are buying for their husbands. The books, which cost around $30,000, tell a person's life and business story. "It's perfect for that someone who is no one but made a billion dollars selling his widget business," says Gordon MacGeachy, co-founder of Mint.
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By Slut MachineComment by pepelicious: I've only seen bits and pieces of this show. What's the deal with Bruce Jenner? He's always like just coming... more » | Other threads
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By Slut MachineComment by Trent 4-EVA: Also, ashamed to say but I want the name/number of Kris's plastic surgeon. Girlfriend looks GOOD. more » | Other threads
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Flagging With The Kardashians
Over the weekend I watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians for the first time, and watching Bruce Jenner's resigned, paralyzed-looking face spliced up against scenes of his nine-year-old skipping around the household stripper pole to observe their elder sisters' trip to the Mexican estate of Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, I started thinking idly about what Norman Mailer would have to say about it. And about then I decided I didn't want to know. Moving on, so: Hillary Clinton has started pairing her pantsuits with boots, a nun who abused hundreds of students throughout the sixties is finally being brought to justice and the well-liked priest who stalked Conan O'Brien turned himself into a news studio over the weekend. Banks are expected to take up to $400 billion more dollars in writeoffs, which wasn't good for today's market, but the Energy Department projected gas prices will rise another 20 cents a gallon — and the Gulf States have money to burn — ha ha, literally too! — on big-ticket exports, which is why it's a little depressing they're favoring Airbus to manufacture planes for them despite the fact that we're not the ones demanding they pay in Euros. More »
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By MoeComment by Trent 4-EVA: Boots are a good choice for Hil. Given the right boots she could even wear skirts. That poor woman has... more » | Other threads
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By TracieComment by SlinkyPinky: She's an idiot but lovvvvvvve here dress. Anyone know who makes it? more » | Other threads
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By TracieComment by MOJITOBABY: @lolly71: Make that three of us! I thank whatever powers that be every day for underwire. However, I call fake... more » | Other threads
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