Barbara To Kim Kardashian: "So If You Get Paid To Show Up At A Party…What Do You Have To Do With…The Butt?"

Anna told me she felt intellectually unprepared to write the introduction to this clip on which the ladies of The View interview the Kardashian sisters because she not really been "keeping up" (heh) with their careers. Disgraceful, yes, but it's not an uncommon problem: I just went to London, where Kim had just been… »6/27/08 3:20pm6/27/08 3:20pm

Never Before Seen Footage: Kim Kardsashian's Butt Crack

E! aired "never before seen" footage for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip show called "Junk in the Trunk." Actually, over the past year, while watching the two seasons of the family's reality show, I've really grown to kinda love them. Their irreverence, constant jokes, and wrestling matches between women… »5/27/08 3:30pm5/27/08 3:30pm

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Goes Out With A Bang

Last night saw the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and the show ended much the same way the family got its TV deal in the first place: Graphic imagery of Kim having sex with a gorgeous black man. This time though, it wasn't in the form of a porno, but something a little more disturbing, i.e. Kim's… »5/19/08 11:00am5/19/08 11:00am

Kim Kardashian Is Keeping Up With Her Cellulite

Kim Kardashian just made her famous ass a little more famous after she let cameras film her cellulite-reducing treatment. Kim was getting her backside camera-ready for an anniversary present — a sexy calendar — she was giving to her boyfriend, football player Reggie Bush. This is probably the sexiest cosmetic… »5/12/08 11:00am5/12/08 11:00am

Kim Kardashian Filmed Giving Blows Of A Different Kind

The Kardashian Klan is in the middle of a "civil war," according to last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, with Khloe and Kourtney ganging up on Kim after the girls got in a fight at a Bentley dealership that led to Kim accusing them of being "jealous psycho bitches" and then later swinging her Louis… »4/28/08 11:00am4/28/08 11:00am

The Kardashian Sisters Make Self-Defense Lessons Sexy, Slightly Inappropriate

Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the girls' high-end clothing store Dash was vandalized during store hours by some crazy who tore up the clothing, threw a soft drink, and destroyed a mannequin. As a preventative measure, the sisters and their employees took a self-defense class, and somehow managed to… »4/14/08 11:00am4/14/08 11:00am

Kardashian & Jenner Step-Siblings Had Inappropriate Crushes On Each Other

The E! True Hollywood Story about the Kardashians and Jenners aired last night, and it chronicled how this "modern day Brady Bunch" came to be. The short version is that Bruce Jenner is basically Johnny Appleseed, and Kris Kardashian was an airline stewardess who hit the jackpot when she hooked up with an older… »4/07/08 11:00am4/07/08 11:00am

The Kardashian Sisters Talk Sex Toys And Tampons

I'm really starting to love the Kardashian sisters. At first their sex tapes and DUIs are kind of off-putting, but the fact that they're able to joke openly with their mom about her vibrator, and demonstrate how to use a tampon and a pad to their little sisters — like they did on last night's episode of Keeping Up… »3/31/08 4:00pm3/31/08 4:00pm

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Is Wishing She Had Sex Tape Right About Now

You know how people are bothered by the fact that Kim Kardashian is famous for no reason? Her younger sister Khloe is annoyed about it too, since Kim's newfound success has made it so that Khloe is left to carry most of the responsibility of the sisters' shared business, their clothing store. We kinda feel for Khloe.… »3/24/08 11:00am3/24/08 11:00am

Kim Kardashian: "Everyone Takes Sex Pictures With Their Boyfriends"

Last night was the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and I have to say, I'm really happy that that it got picked up for a second season. There was so much drama on last night's episode, namely, that naked pictures of Kourtney and her ex-boyfriend were being shopped around to tabloids. Apparently, it… »12/03/07 11:00am12/03/07 11:00am

Kardashian Sisters Befriend Homeless Man, Make Him Go Away

On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the girls got freaked out by a homeless leprechaun-type man who was loitering near their upscale clothing store, fearing he might scare off their customers (who apparently are anti-homeless men, but are OK with purchasing clothes in a strip mall from an amateur porn… »11/26/07 11:30am11/26/07 11:30am

Kourtney Kardashian Isn't Knocked Up; The Family Celebrates In Vegas

This week on our new favorite scripted reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, big sis Kourtney had a pregnancy scare. She took a home pregnancy test with the help Khloe (she's the one who got the DUI), who really offered some great words of advice when she said in monotone, "Calm down, it's not that big of a… »11/19/07 4:00pm11/19/07 4:00pm