Uptight Flamingos Will Only Have Sex to Marvin Gaye Slow Jams

Hey, friend. Let me ask you a question. Are you having trouble getting your flamingos to have sex with each other? Make floppy, grinding bird-love? Well first of all, TBH, I'm a little creeped out by this obsession you have with flamingo sex. But that's just me. You do you, little acorn. But second of all, fret no… » 8/10/12 3:30pm 8/10/12 3:30pm