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lalaland13
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
I kind of want to see the proposal. Because of Sandra Bullock. And Betty White. Even though the plot looks cheesy.

I definitely want to see Away We Go. John Krasinski looking scruffy and impregnating Maya Rudolph, under the direction of Sam Mendes? Where do I sign up?
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ImproperDancing
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Maybe Miley should spend more time c)reading a grammar book...
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
When are we going to de-stigmatize herpes? Yes, it sucks, it affects the body in some pretty bad ways, especially in pregnancy, but a rather large portion of the population has it, so really.

It's not only for sluts and meth addicts - my husband and I are both well-educated, decent people and I got it from my (ex)fiance; my husband, from his (ex)wife.

So Herpes Tree? Really?
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Crackers In Bed
05/18/09

@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: agreed. it's totally slut-shaming, when in fact you can get from a trusted, monogamous partner. i had a friend that realized she had it after a 10 month dry spell - it had simply been dormant for that lon. so if she had started a new relationship during that time, she never would have known...
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heykoukla
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
It's disappointing that the director of Gwyneth's film shared that little anecdote. Whatever one thinks of Gwyneth, it just seems like a personal moment that should have stayed private. And to also have The Sun then publish a still from the topless moment in the film and ask readers to judge for themselves...the whole thing is just creepy.
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LolaQuinn is full of beans
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
"Read your Bible"? Well wouldn't that result in stoning Miley to death for being a woman who wears a bikini in public and has a career?
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Trulymadlyme
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Beyoncé is obsessed with Sex And The City and thinks of herself as a Carrie: "She was the person who held all the friendships together."

Yet another reason why I cannot stand you, Beyonce. Ugh.
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morninggloria
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Of COURSE Beyonce thinks of herself as Carrie, the center of the show, the center of the universe, as every neurotic, self obsessed, shallow woman sees herself as Carrie.
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Trulymadlyme
05/18/09

@morninggloria: @AlmostDream: Carrie was a horrible.

Although, thinking about it, I kind of get what Beyonce is saying. The way that show treated gay people was homophobic, overly hetronormative (remember that "tranny hooker episode") and completely whitewashed. Like most of Beyonce's music.
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Lady Gaga, the only thing shocking about you is your dumb outifts. Your music

is BOR-ING.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Kristin Scott Thomas is dead on. Glad to see she is working a lot in France. Good for her.

Anyone calling Miley far, needs some glasses. People are crazy.
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Rare Affinity
05/18/09

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Kristin was married to a French guy she met as a young woman and has lived in France for decades so her French is fluent. I enjoy watching her's and Charlotte Rampling's french films. Charlotte, like Jane Birkin, being anoother of those upper crust Englsh gels who have had a long successul career in France. It is wonderful that European film makers continue to believe that les femmes d'un age certain still have a lot to offer the world of cinema.
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JinxyMcDeath
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Also, can we please discuss the Farrah Fawcett documentary?!? It totally got to me. Like I feel like I can't get her out of my head. I feel so depressed about it.
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CareerUnderachiever
05/18/09

@JinxyMcDeath: I couldn't watch it, even though I have been obsessively following her in the news. Am I the only one who thinks people are pimping out her death? I think Ryan O'Neal is an egomaniacal prick who is happy to put himself on display as the grieving widower. Maybe if I saw the doc (or the Today Show stuff with him on it) I'd believe he's sincere (and I'm sure he is, in his way) but I can't help thinking HE'S LEAVING HER DEATHBED TO BE ON T.V. Don't jump on me, though.
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JinxyMcDeath
05/18/09

@CareerUnderachiever: I couldn't give a shit about O'Neal. His behavior as a father to Tatum has tainted me.

But it's not about him - it's about Farrah. And it's heartbreaking. It RIPPED my heart out. And quite frankly, freaked me out. I felt very vulnerable watching it. Like "this could be any of us"...but I also I also kept thinking "I couldn't afford to fly to germany for special treatment so I'd probably be dead by now if I were her."
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JinxyMcDeath
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
I have never, ever, read someone saying that Miley was/is fat...and I read it all (sad, but true). So, what is she talking about?

I mean, look, I knew a guy that once said "every girl could stand to lose 5 pounds." He was an asshole. A douchebag. A loser. A dude you would NOT want to be with me in any way, shape, or form. The type of men who think Miley is fat, are the type of men that have other serious personality flaws that are very unappealing. For example, that dude was incredibly controlling, quick-tempered, mean-spirited, made girls cry (he made fun of them and people laughed) - he was essentially Tucker Max.
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deitybox
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Larry King is such a dirty old man. A journalist friend of mine once interviewed him, and he called her up later in her hotel room and propositioned her. He was on wife number 4 or 5 at the time. Skeezer McSkeezerton.
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
05/18/09

@deitybox: I believe it too and the croissant i am now eating looks a little bit less appetizing.
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Cam/ron
05/18/09

@deitybox: Heh, I heard that Larry also has a flatulence problem and a bad habit of licking and sucking his teeth during interviews.
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
Lady GaGa I went to a private school in NYC. Probably not the same one you did (Winston Prep represent!) And let me make this clear: If anyone i knew saw me performing on a stage without pants I would have been thrown from the stage by my entire senior class.
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stacyinbean
05/18/09

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I feel really, really bad for Mary Carey.
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ManofReason
05/18/09

@stacyinbean: Yeah, I knew she had no shot of staying sober after watching Sober House. Her deuche bag boyfriend was pratically putting drinks in her hand trying to sabotage her.
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Plum-Pie
05/18/09

@stacyinbean: Remember when she came back from the ballet class crying?
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stacyinbean
05/18/09

@ManofReason: @Plum-Pie: That boyfriend is a SERIOUS douche bag enabler. He knows if he keeps her on drugs she'll keep doing porn, which will make him money. Ugh.
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Plum-Pie
05/18/09

@stacyinbean:Yuck. I didn't know this (not shown in the UK) but it sounds like she needs to read Jenna Jameson's autobiog.
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EsmereldaFitzmonster
05/18/09

In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
I see Naomi Campbell being "tamed by a man" less about the fact that she's a woman and more about the fact that she's bat-shit insane.
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jigglyball
05/18/09

@EsmereldaFitzmonster:Yeah, she's pretty crazy. Not so much because she's a woman, moreso because she's an egomaniac. And people say that women tame men all the time, and that bugs the hell out of me, too.
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