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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/04/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
    I would think "DJ Slinky Wizard" would be a worse influence, based on name alone, but what do I know about kids these days? #sashaobama
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    Image of Lottie Lottie
    11/04/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
    Is anyone seriously troubled by this? When I was their age Madonna was my idol. And I'm talking about "Sex" era Madonna. By all measures, Miley Cyrus is pretty tame. #sashaobama
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    Image of Sunshineyness Sunshineyness
    11/04/09

    @Lotti220: That's what I was thinking too. The late 80's/early 90's were ten times more scandalous than the late 00's have been...

    Cyrus may not be out there being super positive saving the whales or whatever but she's just singing old fashioned bubble gum pop without the hint of innuendo. Her audience caps out at about 14 anyway. If anyone older likes it it's usually done so ironically. #sashaobama
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    Image of KatieBLV KatieBLV
    11/04/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
    Wait. They met the Jonas Brothers? I KNEW there were perks to being a celebrity! Augh!

    Part of me thinks that Sasha and Malia are handling their newfound fame very well, at least so far, but once they hit those angsty teenage years, things are going to be tough. I feel a little sorry for them, but I can't imagine any other age that's a good one to enter the white house with. They're still at the age where it's totally awesome that they met the Jonas Brothers and they seem to have had enough of a real life, with great parents, not to turn into spoiled-brat teenagers.

    I mean, at least I hope. #sashaobama
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    Image of formergr formergr
    11/04/09

    @KatieBLV: If I remember correctly, the Jonas Brothers surprised them at their first night moving into the White House. #sashaobama
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    Image of KatieBLV KatieBLV
    11/04/09

    @formergr: The question remains: why weren't they in my apartment when I moved in? GOSH BOYS, GET ON IT. #sashaobama
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    11/04/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
    Well I for one am really worried about those girls showing up in sheets on the cover of VF after taking pictures making "slanty-eyes" with their idiot friends. #sashaobama
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Pish. They're just trying to avoid being sued by the Michelle Not-Obama Doll. Who happens to have a degree in law.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I guess this is a good time to say that I'm making little voodoo dolls. I've named them Tasty Tscheese and Twisted Tart of Darkness. They are not based on anyone on Jez. I just found the names and liked them.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..... (as Cosmo from the Fairly Oddparents would say)
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I hope Malia and Sasha's lawyer parents (and the lawyers who work for them) are preparing a hell of a cease-and-desist letter.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/22/09

    @BeckySharper: But famous people exist solely so we can exploit them! It's, like, totally in Article I Section I of the Constitution!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I'm starting a new anal porn production/ sex toy company and calling it "TY."


    What? TY is a beautiful name.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/22/09

    @morninggloria: I just invented a turkey decapitater and I'm naming it Sarah Palin. You don't think she'll take offense, do you?
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/22/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Sadly, no.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    This is like when O.J. Simpson wrote that "hypothetical" book about IF he had committed the murders. Because it was TOTALLY COINCIDENTAL THAT HE WOULD WANT TO WRITE ABOUT IT.


    You don't fool me with your cute plush toys, Ty.

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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    01/22/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): IF we were going to sexualize and mass produce the First Family, THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE.


    Bish, plz. As if Malia would be caught dead with her hair in a side-pony.

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/22/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): IF these dolls were of THAT Sasha and Malia, they'd be living in a White house and having a Scavenger Hunt...these girls live in an Ecru House and just run around looking for stuff for the heck of it.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    On a totally unrelated note, TY is also releasing little girls named Suri, Shiloh, Vivienne, Honor and Harlow....for no particular reason.
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    Image of graciousplum graciousplum
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I LOL'd on the carpet when reading their "It's just a coincidence!" explanation.


    Imagine the shock when Ty executives realized they made a boo-boo by sexualizing the pre-pubescent daughters of the US president.


    Beanie Boobies: Ur doin it wrong.

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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    01/22/09

    @graciousplum: "Beanie Boobies" LMFAO!
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    That was way lame, Ty.
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    Image of MicroGirl To The Rescue! MicroGirl To The Rescue!
    01/22/09

    @Mmmmkay: Haha, that makes me think of the movie Clueless when Cher says, "That was way harsh, Ty.," after Ty calls her a virgin who can't drive.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    01/23/09

    @MicroGirl To The Rescue!: hahha, thats what I was quoting! but when no one responded I thought maybe it just sounded like a really dumb comment. Maybe I should have put quotation marks around it??!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Pfffft. I still say this is going to be shut down.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/22/09

    @badmutha: Sadly, probably can't be, unless TY gets all "we'll do the right thing."
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    01/22/09

    @sportz.star: Yeah. The only formal way to do it would be through a lawsuit, or a threat of one, and I think the Obama parents probably have way too much on their plate to go that route, not to mention the PR flack they'd get over it.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    It's bad enough you're shamelessly profiting off of innocent kids, Ty. Did you have to freaking debone them too?
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