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    When The Clock Strikes No Sex
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    Wait - via text message? How the hell....
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/31/08

    @dirtybee needs flan :-(: Big Brother is texting YOU.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/31/08

    @Gretchen: I can only imagine the possibilities if the Texas Rangers had access to all our phones.....eep...
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    Well, of course women are responsible for the behavior of men. Our most powerful asset is between our legs and it's up to us to use it for good and not for evil!


    /sarcasm

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    Speaking of fireworks and sex..

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/31/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): What is Italy going to do about trees, crashing waves, and milking cows then?
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    12/31/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Thank you for this!
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    Fireworks are cool. Here in Lower Crapovia, native land of the redneck, we get shotgun blasts.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/31/08

    @Gretchen: We get that here too! Not so much in the neighborhood I'm in now, but in my old one? I was always convinced I'd be killed by a stray holiday bullet.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/31/08

    @Raspberry Swirl needs hugs and liquor: Last year we watched our skinhead neighbor firing a deer rifle into the air from his back porch. Now THAT'S entertainment!
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/31/08

    @Gretchen: On a sad note, a little girl died from a stray bullet on Christmas Eve in my family's town. Seriously - don't these idiots know that what goes up must eventually come down?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/31/08

    @dirtybee needs flan :-(: Mr. G used to work in Houston at a certain college located in a not-so-great neighborhood. He said his building had roof damage after Juneteenth every year - from bullets fired into the air half the night. The last summer he was there he went up the next day and picked up an entire ziplock baggie full of bullets before the maintenance guys got there.


    No, they just don't think.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/31/08

    @Gretchen: In AZ- we actually had to have a law passed to prevent people from shooting on NYE... Never mind that it was already illegal to discharge a firearm w/in city limits...


    Shannon's Law

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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/31/08

    @dirtybee needs flan :-(: They know. The problem is, they don't CARE.
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    Image of lizzzz lizzzz
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    ...meanwhile, women in Naples, Florida have continued not to know how to receive text messages and not to want to have sex with their elderly husbands.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/31/08

    @lizzzz: Awesome. I've been to Naples, Florida. You are right on.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    Here, you can be anything, and I think that scares you.


    I think that scares you.

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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    Uh, duh, haven't these people seen To Catch a Thief?! Fireworks are CAUSED by lovemaking.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/31/08

    @Khrushchev: Nice one.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/31/08

    @Khrushchev: The boy and I just watched that for the first time, and we were both highly amused by the fireworks scene.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    Aren't there better ways to convince people to do things other than withholding sex? I feel like this just reinforces the stereotype of "women are crazy and use sex as a weapon to get what they want".
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    12/31/08

    @Annabellie: Agreed. I don't like the idea of using sex to manipulate people.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    12/31/08

    @LaFemme: Ditto. On the other hand, think of how they'd approach this in America.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/31/08

    @Annabellie: Orrr "men are pitiful and can be controlled by their peens!"
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    sadface - I like foreworks
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/31/08

    In reply to When The Clock Strikes No Sex
    But what about love explosions? That is what happens whenever I make sexytime.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/31/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Much better than love implosions. You wouldn't believe the mess involved.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/31/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Lucky -- I usually only manage a few love sparklers.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    12/31/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): That's the first thing that occured to me. WHAT ABOUT EXPLOSIVE LOVE?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/31/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Ditto - this is harsh news for all us multitaskers.
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