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Jesus, Fish, Get a Grip! Finding Dory's Cute, Annoying Empathy Play

The one thing that Dory remembers is that she can’t remember. During a flashback in Finding Dory, Pixar’s follow-up to 2003's Finding Nemo, we discover it was always this way, via a baby Dory with thick eyelids and red eyes that made her look like the cutest widdle stonder who ever took bong rips through gills. “I…

Here's the Official Trailer for Finding Dory, a Star-Studded Cartoon About a Memory-Impaired Fish

If you saw Finding Nemo (and all of us did), you’ll agree that Dory, the very confused fish with severe memory problems, was the breakout star. Now, after years of waiting, Dory’s finally got her own movie, and it looks like it’s going to reduce every member of the audience to a sad sack of tears when it comes out in…