After prudish neighbors dismantled Sarah Childs' traditional middle finger Christmas light display, the woman responded by re-assembling the light display, but this time with two middle fingers. On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: zero fucks. Absolutely zero fucks.

Lucy Eades of Burleson, Texas, was nursing her 16-day-old daughter while her other daughter was in dance class. An employee of the Burleson Recreation Center took it upon herself to be the boob police and asked Eades to cover up Those Which Are Most Sacred. Awesomely, Eades didn't back down and correctly informed the…

When you embark on an artistic career, or are a newbie in any field, you quickly cozy up to nearly constant criticism — or "constructive feedback", if you're lucky. You would never even dream of talking back to those critics, because you're less self-assured as an artist — you're learning the ropes, you're paying…

Apparently Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan went out to a club in NYC last night, as one is wont to do with one's mom on a Tuesday. The ladies left the establishment at 4 a.m. and proceeded to drive home, to Dina's house on Long Island. And that's when the trouble started.

Earlier today, at a wedding at the newly-renovated Sheraton Society Hill in Philadelphia, an incredibly confusing and enormous brawl broke out between two different wedding parties . It gets real when the bride hits the ground and the insanity just keeps happening on top of her. It's obviously totally awful but I…

1. Where are their parents?
2. This is how you end up getting Black Swan'd.
3. I have never seen Black Swan.

This past weekend, over 30 women were involved in a massive street brawl involving baseball bats and broken glass in Sacramento, California, all reportedly over an issue of Facebook. Suspects (except for the two with injuries serious enough to land them in the hospital) had fled the scene by the time police arrived,…

A bystander in the brawl went to the hospital with broken teeth. Says a witness: "It was off the chain. Bowls were flying, glass was flying, hair was flying, braids was flying, weaves was flying, everything was flying."

Welcome back to Guysourcing, where a panel of helpful gentlemen answer your questions. This week's question was the following: "When was the last time you got into a physical fight? What was it about and how did it end? Would you fight again — and if so, what would make you fight? And do you think being willing/able…

Here's amateur footage, taken on the corner of Astor Place in New York City over the weekend, of two men fighting in the street. They keep fighting until the 30-second mark, wherein none other than Ryan Gosling appears out of nowhere, shopping bag in tow, to put an end to the violence. WHAT?! It's almost too…

Some of us avoid conflict with our loved ones because we don't want to piss them off or rock the boat. But having healthy arguments can be an important part of a relationship. Here's how to do it.

As soon as I saw the headline "In Our House, There's No Santa Claus" my heart sank with the knowledge of an impending conflagration. Santa is a highly charged issue!

And yes, we do realize it's only Tuesday, so that's subject to change. The Beatles and the Stones. Biggie and Tupac. Metallica and Megadeath. To these ranks, let us add combatants Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen.

Harvard's racist email scandal — starring Stephanie Grace — appears to be eerily reminiscent of Phoebe Prince's tragic bullying in one way: Both started with a fight over a guy.

A giggling baby wrestles a kitty in this video, which tells you everything you need to know. And entirely fills our aww-cooing quota for the day. [BuzzFeed]

"Sidetaker.com invites warring parties to tell their side of an argument. The clicks then decide who's at fault." [News.com.au]