Jessica Simpson and Her Husband Do Diet BDSM in Fifty Shades Shoot

Everybody and their moms is riding the Fifty Shades of Grey wave, including Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson. Simpson posted a few ~RaCy~ pix to her Instagram page over the weekend and tagged them as #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON as an ode to America's favorite S&M couple.
Madonna Likes the Word "Bitch," Finds Fifty Shades Unrealistic
In case you haven't read Billboard's interview with Madonna, then you should do so immediately. It's really a study in Madonna's worn performance of "Madonna." During the interview Madonna unfolds "herself on a white leather horseshoe-shaped couch," is "trailed by a servant," and decides that the interview should…
'Why Not Take a Nap?': 11 Reasons I Will Not See 50 Shades, By a Mom
What happens when you invite your mom to see 50 Shades of Grey? (Well, first of all, don't ever do that.) Here's one way it might go down, from Jez reader Heather: "I invited my mom to go see 'Fifty Shades' for a project I'm working on, but she declined. Not only did she decline, she declined in listicle form."
This Is Your Brain on the Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy
Gleefully shitting on Fifty Shades of Grey became its own pastime as soon as the books started climbing up bestseller lists. But as easy as it is to lambast a trilogy of books written from the standpoint of a sexual idiot savant with a fifth-grade reading level, there's something smarmy and inauthentic about knocking…
Here Are Two Real Housewives Talking About Fifty Shades of Grey
I know you didn't ask for this, but much like Christian Grey, Andy Cohen knows what's best for you. Please just enjoy this thrilling marketing mashup of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Fifty Shades of Grey, in which fancy lady Lisa Vanderpump and professional crier Kyle Richards put on their comically…
Listen to Jessie Ware's Song for the Fifty Shades Soundtrack
Fifty Shades of Grey fever continues on this fine Tuesday: the full soundtrack has been released. With Jessie Ware's "Meet Me In The Middle" adding to solid tracks by The Weeknd and Beyoncé, we can safely say that not everything about this movie will be bad. Listen below.
Dakota Johnson Says "Maybe" Her Parents Can See Fifty Shades of Grey
Dakota Johnson, unhappy star of Fifty Shades of Grey was likely relieved when the media stopped asking her about co-star Jamie Dornan and asked her about her famous parents instead. The offspring of '80s power couple Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson told USA Today:
Saturday Night Social: Full Beyonce 'Fifty Shades' Remix Released
The only good thing about impending Fifty Shades of Grey train wreck.
Skylar Grey Is Desperately Seeking Love on Her Fifty Shades Song
Skylar Grey's "I Know You" is the latest leak from the Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack. The songs released so far have been slow, dragging ballads that sound like the score to a stroll through a dark alley. This is similar but more of a desperate plea for love that capitalizes on Grey's slightly smoky vocals.
