Their outfits are pretty good though.

Kelly Rowland’s new girl group has chosen to call themselves June’s Diary, which is a name that means nothing.

If a photograph from their recent Billboard magazine profile is to be believed, one-fifth of Fifth Harmony has two right feet. I don’t mean that in an idiomatic sense, either, as we all know two- to three-fifths of what makes Fifth Harmony “Fifth Harmony” are their dancing skills. No, what I mean is that Ally Brooke…

I’m two months behind on Fifth Harmony’s “Work From Home,” off their forthcoming album 7/27, but better late than never, I’d say. This gem is both an homage to music videos past, and a testament to where the genre should be headed going forward.

Taylor Swift will never forget this moment—the time Rihanna joined Swift’s boyfriend Calvin Harris onstage at Coachella for “We Found Love,” and Swift was catapulted into total exultation with her friends Haim and Lorde and Camilla Cabello (Fifth Harmony!) and Serayah and maybe some other people from her ‘Chella squad…

I only have a vague notion of what mineral/vegetable/animal/music robot Fifth Harmony is, and I am of the utter opinion that Elle King’s “Exes and Ohs” is my favorite worm to feast upon my ear canal like an Animorph Yeerk since Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe,” but here you go. Consider yourself Yeerk’d.

Sunday night marked MTV’s Europe Music Awards, held in Milan and featuring many famous musicians and a few I had to Google. (I do not know how I lived this long without knowing the identity of Stash Fiordispino.) As is typical with pop music awards shows, some attendees went all in, some went all out (too out), and…

A few times a week, I get an email update from my close friends TLC about their upcoming album, the one that's funded through Kickstarter. Since I contributed $15 to the cause—which now that I think about it, wasn't enough; I'm a horrible friend—they've sent me 11 Project Updates, all with the same subject line:…