Fidel Castro's Grandson Is Rumored to Be Walking in Chanel's Runway Show in Cuba Tonight
According to Fashionista, various Spanish language outlets are reporting that Tony Castro, grandson of Fidel, will walk in Chanel’s Cruise collection show in Cuba’s El Paseo Del Prado today at 6:30 p.m. EST. There is so much going on in that sentence!
Stella McCartney's Garden Party Had Guevara and Castro Impersonators
On Monday, Fashion designer Stella McCartney presented her 2016 resort collection at a Cuba-themed garden party in Nolita, Manhattan. Guests included big names like Cara Delevingne, Miranda Kerr, Liv Tyler, and—most noteworthy of all—two men posing as Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. Not present: anyone who’s suffered…
Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World Leaders Full Of Cancer
After Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, the president of Argentina, was recently diagnosed with thyroid cancer, Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's disturbingly kooky president, has begun insinuating that perhaps the United States is running around secretly infecting his region's leaders with the disease. His proof? Five Latin…
Low Fidel-ity
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Once We've Warred With Iran, Russia And Spain, Who Will McCain-Palin Attack Next?
Attacks from the McCain-Palin campaign aren't just for Barack Obama, Joe Biden and the nation of Russia anymore! The Repubs have moved onto bashing Hillary Clinton and, um, Spain. Luckily,
Jason and I don't move on as well as the GOP, so we talk more about Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild and her many, many friends…
Hot Nationalist Girls Gone Wild!
- The latest YouTube sensation: Serbs in white jeans go on a shoplifting spree in heroic protest of Kosovar independence! It is like the "Chocolate Rain" of crappy people. They don't even seem drunk. Just greedy! (Video after jump)
- The cameraman told to "Get lost" by the girl so bogged down in stolen shit she can barely…
Well Shit, Michelle, Surely You Can Think Of Something...
Michelle Obama's confession that she hadn't really been proud of her country in the past twenty five years or so before they started uniting behind her stinky snore-y husband made me think this morning: when was the last time I felt proud of this place? Well duh, I thought: no one ever thinks they love FREEDOM until…
Watch Out Christiane Amanpour: Here Comes Naomi Campbell
- So that's what Naomi Campbell was doing in Venezuela: interviewing Hugo Chavez for British GQ. Now they're sending her to talk to Fidel Castro. Is this a fucking joke? And if not, does she realize the whole Latin American socialist alliance thing is like, kinda last season? [Vogue UK]
- Selling real fur as "faux":…
Senator Craig Has Never Been Gay, And Other Things That Make So Much Sense
- Senator Craigslist says that not only is he not gay, he has never been gay, including when he was arrested three months ago and also back in 1982 when he had to deny he was gay on account of all the young boy Congressional pages he'd plied with drugs and alcohol and fucked, which very neatly explains, you see, why…
