Stella McCartney's Garden Party Had Guevara and Castro Impersonators

On Monday, Fashion designer Stella McCartney presented her 2016 resort collection at a Cuba-themed garden party in Nolita, Manhattan. Guests included big names like Cara Delevingne, Miranda Kerr, Liv Tyler, and—most noteworthy of all—two men posing as Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. Not present: anyone who’s suffered… »6/10/15 7:50pm6/10/15 7:50pm

Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World Leaders Full Of Cancer

After Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, the president of Argentina, was recently diagnosed with thyroid cancer, Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's disturbingly kooky president, has begun insinuating that perhaps the United States is running around secretly infecting his region's leaders with the disease. His proof? Five Latin… »12/28/11 5:45pm12/28/11 5:45pm

Once We've Warred With Iran, Russia And Spain, Who Will McCain-Palin Attack Next?

Attacks from the McCain-Palin campaign aren't just for Barack Obama, Joe Biden and the nation of Russia anymore! The Repubs have moved onto bashing Hillary Clinton and, um, Spain. Luckily, Jason »9/18/08 10:00am9/18/08 10:00am and I don't move on as well as the GOP, so we talk more about Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild and her many, many friends…

Senator Craig Has Never Been Gay, And Other Things That Make So Much Sense

  • Senator Craigslist says that not only is he not gay, he has never been gay, including when he was arrested three months ago and also back in 1982 when he had to deny he was gay on account of all the young boy Congressional pages he'd plied with drugs and alcohol and fucked, which very neatly explains, you see, why…
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