Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World …


After Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, the president of Argentina, was recently diagnosed with thyroid cancer, Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's disturbingly kooky president, has begun insinuating that perhaps the United States is running around secretly infecting his region's leaders with the disease. His proof? Five Latin… » 12/28/11 5:45pm 12/28/11 5:45pm

Once We've Warred With Iran, Russia And Spain, Who Will McCain-Palin…

Attacks from the McCain-Palin campaign aren't just for Barack Obama, Joe Biden and the nation of Russia anymore! The Repubs have moved onto bashing Hillary Clinton and, um, Spain. Luckily, Jason » 9/18/08 10:00am 9/18/08 10:00am and I don't move on as well as the GOP, so we talk more about Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild and her many, many friends…

Well Shit, Michelle, Surely You Can Think Of Something...

Michelle Obama's confession that she hadn't really been proud of her country in the past twenty five years or so before they started uniting behind her stinky snore-y husband made me think this morning: when was the last time I felt proud of this place? Well duh, I thought: no one ever thinks they love FREEDOM until… » 2/19/08 10:00am 2/19/08 10:00am

Watch Out Christiane Amanpour: Here Comes Naomi Campbell

  • So that's what Naomi Campbell was doing in Venezuela: interviewing Hugo Chavez for British GQ. Now they're sending her to talk to Fidel Castro. Is this a fucking joke? And if not, does she realize the whole Latin American socialist alliance thing is like, kinda last season? [Vogue UK]
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Senator Craig Has Never Been Gay, And Other Things That Make So Much…


  • Senator Craigslist says that not only is he not gay, he has never been gay, including when he was arrested three months ago and also back in 1982 when he had to deny he was gay on account of all the young boy Congressional pages he'd plied with drugs and alcohol and fucked, which very neatly explains, you see,…
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