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    Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries

    Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa

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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    07/30/09

    In reply to Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
    I'm strangely taken with Olivia Palermo's silver shoes. They're the type of thing I would HAVE to have in the store, and then would spend 2 years trying to match with an outfit before relegating them to the back of my closet.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    07/30/09

    @LaMorena: See, I would wear them , get blisters, chuck them to the back of my closet, and then rediscover them and repeat the cycle. Sigh. My poor heels.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/30/09

    In reply to Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
    Informal poll: How much do you think those ripped jeans cost? I'm going to guess $200. In related news, I am now a little depressed.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    07/30/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Worth every penny. Don't you get it? They're hand distressed.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    07/30/09

    In reply to Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
    Somebody might want to tell Erin Lucas that there's a mollusk attempting to eat her necklace.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    07/30/09

    In reply to Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
    I hope you are NOT disrespecting my Mr. Crackberry.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/30/09

    In reply to Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
    Oh, I'd go if I wasn't already doing something. Because 1) Open top-shelf bar 2) Opportunity to dress up 3) opportunity to make fun of others' version of dress up. Sounds like a good way to kill a few hours, non?
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/30/09

    In reply to Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
    I do not know much about Paul Iacono, but based on this pic alone, I want to go on a picnic with him, and so help him, one of us better bust out in a spontaneous mandolin jam session!
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    Image of Cher_Horowitz Cher_Horowitz
    07/30/09

    In reply to Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
    Holy sweaty back on the man in picture 11, Batman!
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/30/09

    @Cher_Horowitz: The bottoms of his jeans are also wet, so hopefully he just got caught in the rain.
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    Image of Cher_Horowitz Cher_Horowitz
    07/30/09

    @save jinger: @IHazKittehz: Ah. Thank you. I loe in Florida and just assume that everyone suffers like I do.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    I would have been more impressed if Michelle had worn an Alaia to the Met Museum instead of the Met Opera House. It would have been like sticking it to the man after Alaia not being included in the Model's show.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    Valentino holds nothing to the way Mary McCarthyite lives:


    A thermostat that I cannot control in any season; the hum of the RFK Bridge outside my open windows; and un-uniformed chambermaid (self) quaffing Brita-filtered tap water from hand-me-down glasses.


    I live in a Hansel and Gretel apartment. I don't even have toaster!

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    "Get on the ground"


    "But this is an Alaia"


    "An awhatta"


    "She's like a really important designer"

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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    I've always preferred the Kelly to the Birkin. It's more tailored. (Not that I will ever own either, although I do have a vintage bag that is a vague knock-off of the Kelly).
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    05/19/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: I, too, love the Kelly but prefer the Birkin over the 2.55
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    I cannot get my head around owning 100 Birkins! They're not even that nice! At least pick something like a 2.55, then again she does have rather questionable taste.
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    Image of Tequila Mockingbird Tequila Mockingbird
    05/19/09

    @nessalicious: It's about the history, luxury, and tradition with Hermes. Aesthetically, they might not be your thing...but there's the hand-stitching, craftmanship, made-to-order, customization etc. is the stuff of legends.


    page 175 or so:

    [books.google.com]

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    05/19/09

    @IrockIroll: I know about the background of Hermes, but the Birkin, to me is just such a yawnsome bag. I'd much prefer to have one of their amazing custom made bags, did you ever see the one they made to hold an apple? It was amazing.


    @bleedingmouths: I agree, sometimes you can love the background but hate the item. I find this true with a lot of fashion designers and looks. I especially dislike the look of a YSL 'le smoking' but I understand that it was a beautiful and revolutionary outfit but god it's unflattering!

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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    Dreamweave McJudgypants wants to say that her owning $2 million dollars of worth of fucking purses in ANY economy, much less this one, is seriously challenging my otherwise inexplicable love for Posh.
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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    05/19/09

    @dreamweave: Yeah ... I'm trying to justify by thinking of the nice old French leather workers in the Hermes factory (I assume they're nice, old and French, anyway) she's single-handedly supporting with her habit ... but hmm, still not so sure about this being an efficient use of resources.


    Perhaps she could keep buying 'em, but then auction off one a month and donate the dough to struggling fashion students/soccer leagues for disadvantaged youth/some other apropos and deserving charity ... that would be a cool recessionista move.


    (Oops. I forgot the ban on words ending in -ista.)

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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    Honeslty, I'm shocked and impressed if Anna Wintour's office chairs cost $250 apiece. By Vogue standards, that's bargain-bin.
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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    05/19/09

    @LaMorena: yeah, even a crappy Office Max one is what, $70? And a nice retail one might be $150 or so? So it's really not too much of a price jump at all.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/19/09

    @LaMorena: Seriously. That's downright cheap for her. I've seen things in Pottery Barn that cost more.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    05/19/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Is A Birkin Addict; Michelle Wears Mizrahi, Alaïa
    Hi, Michelle Obama? Could you please repeat what you said about the arts to the Canadian government? Because it's something that Mr. Harper really, really needs to hear right now.


    It would be really nice if Mr. "The Average Canadian Doesn't Care About Art" could see the light before he does away with arts funding altogether.

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    Image of MissyMcCLung MissyMcCLung
    05/19/09

    @Annabellie: Oh - I think not getting his precious majority last election shut him up good on that.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    05/19/09

    @MissyMcCLung: I hope so! Although, after watching him sulkily prorogue parliament rather than actually dealing with his problems, I feel like he's capable of anything.
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