LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 25: A dejected Fernando Torres of Chelsea looks on during the Barclays Premier League match between Chelsea and Manchester City at Stamford Bridge on November 25, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
WIGAN, ENGLAND - AUGUST 19: Fernando Torres of Chelsea in action with Ben Watson of Wigan Athletic during the Barclays Premier League match between Wigan Athletic and Chelsea at DW Stadium on August 19, 2012 in Wigan, England. (Photo by Chris Brunskill/Getty Images)
Chelsea's Fernando Torres, right is tackled by Wigan Athletic's Maynor Figueroa during their English Premier League soccer match at Chelsea's Stamford Bridge stadium in London, Saturday, April 7, 2012. (AP Photo/Alastair Grant)
Thanksgiving combines two things that are awesome but riddled with double entendres: eating and watching American football. Let's celebrate them in combination with a cornucopia of hot football players who we would mind basting our turkey.