The Literary Canon Is Still One Big Sausage Fest

Let's say you're at a cocktail party that you're not supposed to get wasted at and you're wasted. Totally wasted. So wasted, in fact, that you swear someone just introduced you to Toni Morrison and you, not knowing how else to react in the presence of so venerable a literary figure, said something like, "I had to read » 3/30/12 5:00pm 3/30/12 5:00pm